Man Overboard

*** closer! my ass tabloid gag welcome to the real world it hurts, doesn’t it Obama cared slammed you to the mat and he didn’t lift a finger bigly loser fox news played you flute the wooden kind failure sells too ratings have another cup of tea it’s your party sad  *** Advertisements

Look Away Now

Shoot first, ask questions later on twitter, slither away to the tower in New York if it all goes South, the jobs, and the mouth on Mike Pence, preaching vengeance from Cheney’s bunker somewhere under Wasilla, against the scourge of Islam. The man, in the oval is not at home, he’s flying drones to Mohammed’s … Continue reading

Don 3:16

Verily verily, I say unto you: You don’t need a planet if you have a paycheck let it burn air-conditioners are two for one on the Trump Network you’re fired mother earth. You don’t need birth control for population balance that’s God’s problem be fruitful and multiply pussies don’t come with an off-button womb with … Continue reading

The Hats & The Have Nots

  Stop the press the less you know the better trust the internet to separate the helter skelter from the truth don’t lose your freedom bleating yes Sir, no Sir – are you a girl? we just said no to one she didn’t have the stones to be a lone survivor that’s what Alex Jones … Continue reading

It’s alive

Dear Hillary supporter, I know you’re still hurting (rejection is hard to take), but it’s time to move on. Depression and rage are two assholes you allowed to stay overnight, and that’s okay (you needed the company), but they mustn’t be allowed to stay indefinitely. Show them the door, and be quick about it. President … Continue reading

Bread & Circuses

Feel the Bern! Be careful what you wish for! Let us assume Bernie Sanders becomes President. What then? Do his supporters honestly believe he will be able to enact his unrealistic agenda? A President doesn’t make laws, the congress does. And there is no congress – Dem or GOP – that will enact any of … Continue reading

White Elephants

In the heartland of America, betwixt homesteads billowed by corn fields, elephants trumpet, patriots, of moral rectitude, imbued by founding fathers to alter the course of time that waits on no man. God’s own country, violated, by the enemies of celibacy and women left irate for exploitation of rape that’s not legitimate, is under threat. … Continue reading

Obama’s House Party

An edited, satirical version of Obama’s 2014 S.O.T.U. speech. Part 2 Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. It requires a guaranteed world-class education for all, better support for teachers and new ways to fill in a bubble on a test. Last year, I asked this Congress to help make bubbles and kindergarten available to four-year-olds without rich parents. … Continue reading

Obama’s House Party

An edited, satirical version of Obama’s 2014 S.O.T.U. speech. Part 1  Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans, today in America, entrepreneurs are flipping on the lights, 8 million old jobs lost have returned, so let’s call them new jobs. (applause.) Autoworkers fine-tuned some of the best, most fuel-efficient cars in … Continue reading

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