Miss McCarthy

Look at her Turning heads Only dead men left When she’s done spinning tales No one is safe ‘cept the president The inquisition has returned Transgendered Men burn At a word from the female Pain Precedes Cruelty ‘Have you no decency, sir?’ Madam will be the judge of that The charges are weighed Against her … Continue reading

Just Shy Of Sunrise

I don’t remember my last cigarette, but I can still taste the first one: dried banana leaves (shag) clumsily rolled into a cigar, smoked hidden in the grass behind a ‘liberal’ neighbour’s yard, a rebel who’d never reveal the passage rites of new teens testing the boundaries. I wasn’t alone; my cousin of the same … Continue reading

The Making Of!

‘to whom it may concern’ Onyourown Hero Lobbyists, lavishing Congress for more Abrams to drive to Benjamins times millions, hooah, that’s how we roll, program to pillage fully loaded, shock & awe, and dragon’s claw to scratch what’s left, step aside Butch, we blasting. The Sale, of the 2nd, the 3rd Brigade and heirs to … Continue reading

Four Rooms

Day one: don’t be afraid, they’re just pills, but an hour later emotions swarmed, buzzing terror, wrenching gut and nowhere to go but in the shadows, where bliss played hedonist at my expense. Day two: deja vu, the sweet shone through but the vessel collapsed, exhausted from cavorting in the light. Day three: torrential tears, … Continue reading

Pumpkin Carriage & Tuxedo

There she blows, the new year, big one – slap a name on it. Fresh out the package, let me cuddle you – ugh; there’s Trump inside. Promise, swear it, say “if it’s the last thing I do”, play the liar, she likes it. Thinner, quit nicotine, eat healthy, less TV, fit, she doesn’t care; … Continue reading

Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

Die Another Day

Die if you must, but it doesn’t have to be today. For God’s sake. The Terminator travels back through time to protect Jesus. Visit Nerd on the Bridge to see how it ends (MAD-TV Parody).

Crescendo

Hitler was an Austrian painter whose affinity for Strauss and Wagner became the harbinger of career change inspired him to relocate to München Germany and there spent 20 years maniacally perfecting his crescendo until he was finally in 1939 able to conceive and launch his own show an extensive tour of all major European cities.

Bushwhacked

Freedom Fries were contrived as a symbol of defiance by the Bush administration to punish French citizens for insisting on mayonnaise.

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