Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes

Originally posted on weirdworld:
1. When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris 😉 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4. Chuck Norris…

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