And You Say!

Steve Bannon says Judge Roy Moore’s pinkie finger has more honor and integrity than Mitt Romney’s family has in it’s entire DNA The president says we need him The republican says let Alabama decide, besides she’s a liar anyway The democrat says I’m sorry, I resign America says what’s on next? The victim says HELP! … Continue reading

Furious

The Borgia Lex woke up from summer slumber to what the world’s been up to phew got a whiff of a fat tick on the 18th hole coldhearted empty orange soul boasting of paper-towel-3pointers, scored on hurricane victims. What the fuck! Fuck is right. Weinstein. You done wrong, Harvey. But so did Trump and he … Continue reading

Santa! Down Here.

The sticky, candy-coated popcorn, that’s what he bought, when he got luck. Those little packs of sticky came with a balloon. Reds, orange, yellow and blues, hope, but there’s only one in each. A pack of six, balloons, that is, sealed in plastic, held together with card and steel clips, in three square inches, that’s … Continue reading

Look Away Now

Shoot first, ask questions later on twitter, slither away to the tower in New York if it all goes South, the jobs, and the mouth on Mike Pence, preaching vengeance from Cheney’s bunker somewhere under Wasilla, against the scourge of Islam. The man, in the oval is not at home, he’s flying drones to Mohammed’s … Continue reading

The Hats & The Have Nots

  Stop the press the less you know the better trust the internet to separate the helter skelter from the truth don’t lose your freedom bleating yes Sir, no Sir – are you a girl? we just said no to one she didn’t have the stones to be a lone survivor that’s what Alex Jones … Continue reading

Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

Excommunication

PLEASE READ, and think about it seriously.

Doh!

Please answer the following questions to begin the survey: 1. How many people are in your household, including yourself? Two. 2. How many children under 18 belong to your household? One. 2a. Please state gender and birth year of child. Female. 2004. 2b. May we send a survey for your ten year old to complete? … Continue reading

Hollywood Poker

“I’ll be back,” he says. You’re dead And he ain’t bluffing Your clothes, give them to me Really! Charles Bronson disagrees smiles and posts the big blind Death Wish 1, 2, 3, 4 of a kind What about Tom? Seductive cute in Risky Business, swinging He came of age as a Top Gun killer poker … Continue reading

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