Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Dinner & A Show

Men are akin to beasts never allow them to feast with an unlocked collar the consequences can be devastating they may escape – dining elsewhere is a matter of mobility.

Running Interference

Players shouldn’t front the hump after midnight on the metro sexual revolution gets you killed if it’s a boy on the other end – – – Swagger the golden esoteric on the edge of extinction don’t play offline find the perfect profile and settle down Smile at the police not him, her – bad girl … Continue reading

Masturbation 101

Originally posted on Satirical Reflections of a Salcacious-Being:
Age 7: First warm fuzzy feeling couldn’t identify but knew I liked it. Age 11: First Clitoral Orgasm Who(m) helped me achieve my first clitoral orgasm? Two wonderful men, to whom I will be forever indebted – Adam Corolla and Drew Pinksy (Dr. Drew) of Loveline… thought you’d have…

Kiss the Cook

Apple CEO Tim Cook is out. Gay. And proud to be. Please. Spare me. Why should he, or any other human-being exposed to publicity feel compelled to disclose their sexual orientation? Follow the money. When ‘the public’ en masse is your watering hole – the foundation of your income – it is fundamental to highlight when you, or your product, is tainted with the gay, … Continue reading

Bishop takes Queen

Here we are. Have a look in this store window. Show some interest in those wares. Look harder – spy her between the mannequins sitting behind the counter reading. Scribbling. Reading. Florida Müller. She glances up and outward and squints a little with pricked interest at a possible discovery, and I am loath to see … Continue reading

sexual (in)equality

Originally posted on alternateopinions:
the more i have sex, the more i realize women are unequal in the bedroom. this post will probably get me in trouble, so it comes with a disclaimer. i don’t believe most of what i’m writing but, as a woman, i think it’s easy to feel like we need to…

A Ticket to Ride

Rated R Ticket to Ride She’s not a talker Teasing silent. Listening. Never known to refuse a glass. Bartender! You know the drill. Perky little breasts. The vanguard. Good place to start. Art. Brush. Stroke. Hard. Hush. Foreplay. Replay. Whole nine. Whisper whimper time. Take her – she’s yours. Slow it down, player Mandy came … Continue reading

Up for Grabs

The Bavarian Mine by Alexander Prophet Bar 103 sits smack down on a curved corner, in the prolific shadow of the 125year old Zion’s Church. The terrace is full, with yuppies, posers and local celebrities. Veronica. In the thick of it. Laptop opened. Tapping away. She’s a radio news-editor, writing a novel about black men, based … Continue reading

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