The Heat

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.2: Assessing The Enemy  It’s hot seduction tops and shorts on a fork with no salad served up by feminist hypocrites jiggly bits for mister mister to notice her  sexy bitches that’s a dis don’t tell ’em that respect the rack act like you don’t know what they playin at … Continue reading

Rib It

Miss Piggy wiggly horny eyes alive with lust thrust busty bacon bits on Kermit whose remit is to hit it… until it sizzles.

Show of Hands

Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.

Red-handed

Waking. Dragging dreams. And inferno. The tender loin, aflame with the tortures of Eden: His master’s voice. Knock on wood. Pristine. Predator. Made for murder. Office. First picks – blockers and soft targets. Exhibits. Lunch Ammunition dump Oysters by the dozen Loaded Rearing to go Where the fur runs wild On the Silk Road – … Continue reading

Leather Bunnies

It’s not just the leather and the chains It’s everything these bitches bring On Easter Sunday Monday morning The beauty of pain Orgasm At the end of a whip. Testing my resistance Under the agiel The terror and desire Between your Mord Sith fingers I love you Mistress, hurt me good Bleed me creaming, let me … Continue reading

Masturbation 101

Originally posted on Satirical Reflections of a Salcacious-Being:
Age 7: First warm fuzzy feeling couldn’t identify but knew I liked it. Age 11: First Clitoral Orgasm Who(m) helped me achieve my first clitoral orgasm? Two wonderful men, to whom I will be forever indebted – Adam Corolla and Drew Pinksy (Dr. Drew) of Loveline… thought you’d have…

  • Follow nerd on the bridge on WordPress.com
  • Ford Prefect's Towel

    • None
Chez Moi

A repository of recipes and memories

thedrabble.wordpress.com/

Shortness of Breadth

ALYAZYA

A little something for you.

THE MORDANT SCRIBE

Cynical musings of an absurd mind.

Moosmosis

Exploring an Arts & Sciences Education

The Whitechapel Whelk

Ripping the piss since 1888

yaskhan

Poetry, free verse, haiku, senryu, photography, books, art, philosophy , nature.

evavanbeek

ABOUT POETRY, ART, AND SOCIAL INJUSTICE

A Word Of Substance

"Object Relations"

Mirrorgirl

My life as a psychologist

- MIKE STEEDEN -

THE DRIVELLINGS OF TWATTERSLEY FROMAGE

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

All Thoughts Work™ Outdoors

Hiking with snark in the beautiful Pacific Northwest 2011 - 2013