Rib It

Miss Piggy wiggly horny eyes alive with lust thrust busty bacon bits on Kermit whose remit is to hit it… until it sizzles. Advertisements

Anticlimax

Environmentalists make scant progress because they are never prepared to venture beyond the foreplay nowhere to be seen when the trees are standing naked in winter.

Great Expectations

Eddie Murphy was right. Dinner, thrice in the last six weeks. Flowers. Movie tickets, with popcorn. And cola. Tacos & Salsa. The cocktail bars. The tab for this club night. Concert tickets next month. Taxi rides fro and to her door. And a continuous tweak to my wardrobe. I paid for that pussy.  Over $1000,00 invested, … Continue reading

Masturbation 101

Originally posted on Satirical Reflections of a Salcacious-Being:
Age 7: First warm fuzzy feeling couldn’t identify but knew I liked it. Age 11: First Clitoral Orgasm Who(m) helped me achieve my first clitoral orgasm? Two wonderful men, to whom I will be forever indebted – Adam Corolla and Drew Pinksy (Dr. Drew) of Loveline… thought you’d have…

Get Undressed

Dear Infantile Blogger, you’re ruining the experience for many of us. It takes time – wasted time – to read your ‘sex tagged’ post that isn’t about sex. Do you actually understand what sex is? Maybe I can help. 1. It pertains to your Willy driving hard into Sally’s endzone. 2. Single admission: The five-finger … Continue reading

The Honeyed Frontier

Silly man you are aren’t you! Chasing dreams milk and honey overflowing yonder under dresses Send in the spies test those defences will they crumble at the sound of the horn? The sword drawn at the entry to paradise – glory beckons Subdue plunder her deeper inland master the wild taste the honeyed frontier She … Continue reading

Bedtime Stories

A collection of text messages which reveal our sexual nature. Do you recognise yourself? Of course you do, and there’s no need to feel ashamed. Many thanks to all who contributed.   I’m very annoyed about letting you in my life again. You played me, took my pussy, money, and left. I don’t want 2c … Continue reading

Part-time Lover

This conversation is several months old. Question: Did this relationship survive?  ************ Oliver Why so glum, Jules? Has your love nest been demolished? Are you out in the cold again? Something is gnawing away at you.  Julia No, no. Love nest is still intact, I’m still nice and warm. But you’re right, there is something … Continue reading

sexual (in)equality

Originally posted on alternateopinions:
the more i have sex, the more i realize women are unequal in the bedroom. this post will probably get me in trouble, so it comes with a disclaimer. i don’t believe most of what i’m writing but, as a woman, i think it’s easy to feel like we need to…

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