Fat Lady Needs Singing Job.

The ballot made America great again, proudly demonstrated in Charlottesville by very fine people on both sides, on both sides. The Nazis killed a girl down there, her name was Heather Hyer, a peaceful, kind, bright light, she embodied the American ideal, but W.H Chief of Staff General John Kelly didn’t honor her, he only … Continue reading

Front & Center

Dear Jules, I’m still alive. But the war isn’t over, in spite of the epidemic that’s decimating the troops. They’re calling it The Weinstein Plague. What I know right now, from reading dispatches, is the enemy has synthesised the original virus and dispersed it indiscriminately throughout the fields of battle. Despicable. Dirty warfare. No bottom … Continue reading

Less is Moore

“I dont know any of these women that’s not my handwriting repeating itself on the edges of her greeting cards ask the president he knows a liar when his hair’s done so tone it down. I’m a republican God fearing honest to the bone no woman, outside the home has the right to bite the … Continue reading

Queens Justice

The Progressive Council for Behavioural Science held a news conference this morning to announce the impending collapse of civilisation. “The sexual harassment scandal that began with Harvey Wenstein, rolled over Kevin Spacey, Mark Halperin, Louis C. and Al Franken, will continue to grow until every man in the world is exposed,” warned PCBS spokeman Gill … Continue reading

Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Ivanka Is Stupid. dot dot dot. dot. dot dot. dot. dot dot dot. Dot Sad!

“The Germans are bad, very bad. Look at all those cars, the millions of cars they sell to the USA; horrible. We’re going to stop it.” – D.J. Trump in Brussels. Yes the Germans are bad sausage and cars Merkel & Jil sander Luther, the hotdog, the hamburger cool sunglasses calories printed on packages climate … Continue reading

Happiness Is…!

*** Women seem less happy since the grabber-in-chief rode to victory on a steed made of pussies squeezed displeased fondled bereft of ecstasy and now bogged down in feminist cause counting losses propriety held hostage since the morning of November 9th 2016 when vulgarity became mainstream  *** The only women having sex these days are republicans … Continue reading

Uncanny

An American billionaire, out of sheer desperation, is asking the American public for help. The Manhattan real estate developer is suffering an unpresidented streak of victories, with no end in sight, and is frantic to end his good fortune. “I can’t sleep anymore – it’s killing me. I roam the house each night in my … Continue reading

Bawl Games

‘Even when I’m supposed to get good headlines (I know, okay!), I open the paper and they’ve written something else. So unfair (sniff, sniff, whimper) I always tell the truth Incredible jealous haters dishonest media SICK running feud fake news repeal and replace very soon next week a month or two sometime next year believe … Continue reading

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