Uncanny

An American billionaire, out of sheer desperation, is asking the American public for help. The Manhattan real estate developer is suffering an unpresidented streak of victories, with no end in sight, and is frantic to end his good fortune. “I can’t sleep anymore – it’s killing me. I roam the house each night in my … Continue reading

Bawl Games

‘Even when I’m supposed to get good headlines (I know, okay!), I open the paper and they’ve written something else. So unfair (sniff, sniff, whimper) I always tell the truth Incredible jealous haters dishonest media SICK running feud fake news repeal and replace very soon next week a month or two sometime next year believe … Continue reading

The Making Of!

‘to whom it may concern’ Onyourown Hero Lobbyists, lavishing Congress for more Abrams to drive to Benjamins times millions, hooah, that’s how we roll, program to pillage fully loaded, shock & awe, and dragon’s claw to scratch what’s left, step aside Butch, we blasting. The Sale, of the 2nd, the 3rd Brigade and heirs to … Continue reading

Fair Conditions

My world was turned upside down a night on the town with a black guy in jacket and tie who wasn’t high couldn’t recite how Tupac died drank wine and opined on the fate  of Kentucky “a state, not a plate full of secrets”  he was vegetarian. *** His finger was not on the trigger … Continue reading

Victory

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Prelude To War warning: locker-room talk If I touch myself, and tell, I’m a pervert, a man whose hand needs an exorcist, scolds the public, lewdness, unless I flaunted Chinese finger tricks on my clit, and got it printed in a New York Magazine; then I’m a feminist, the avant-garde, therefore, I … Continue reading

Santa! Down Here.

The sticky, candy-coated popcorn, that’s what he bought, when he got luck. Those little packs of sticky came with a balloon. Reds, orange, yellow and blues, hope, but there’s only one in each. A pack of six, balloons, that is, sealed in plastic, held together with card and steel clips, in three square inches, that’s … Continue reading

Short Legs

Government demands an annual fee if you watch TV, assuming you own one, and a radio, the status quo we, the citizens, at our own discretion reported on the appropriate forms, leading to an overhaul, on account of the lies we wrote; no radios, and incredibly, no TVs. So now we all pay television fees – … Continue reading

The Sentence

Articulate is a word reserved to describe African-Americans who speak English using sentences their white counterparts can easily comprehend when they don’t feel threatened.

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