What They Become

Cocaine is born green and feeble to dark-hued peasants in the third world who nurture the child until it’s strong and white enough to be adopted by Americans Advertisements

Overkill Bill

They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English. I can’t even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain’t, … Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be… And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father … Continue reading

Force Fed

Must shield my mind if I am to survive the encounter Shoo away the first that emperor fellow learn the worth of the second Is he a good man? Too strong his mind Caution Luke! I am your father That’s not good he’ll try to force his opinions on me I was better off as … Continue reading

Galactic

for Trinity-Victoria 29,99 I’ll have that in a year all mine then that rocket-ship exploded those astronauts died and the President cried what I thought was pretty cool because in kindergarten everyone cries so it’s okay for grown-ups sometimes with all the problems they have that’s why they go shopping for toys of their own … Continue reading

Doh!

Please answer the following questions to begin the survey: 1. How many people are in your household, including yourself? Two. 2. How many children under 18 belong to your household? One. 2a. Please state gender and birth year of child. Female. 2004. 2b. May we send a survey for your ten year old to complete? … Continue reading

Color me Bad

Scenario 1: Mr Z, on the prowl for evil-doers and observing what he suspects to be one, ignores the official organ of government charged with enforcing laws; he leaves his truck, intending to bring the evil-doer to heel. Mr Z (aproaching potential evil-doer): ‘Hey, what are you up to? You live around here? Potential evil-doer … Continue reading

Dodging Rainbows

Issue 2 Please remain calm. Women! An enigma. The Hollywood fantasy machine will mislead you as to what they’re really thinking; I will not. A bold claim! No. From God’s lips to my ears – scrumptious revelations. God, is a woman. Let us pray The 2nd edition of Dodging Rainbows shines the spotlight on the traveller with the … Continue reading

Fathers & Sons. Pt.1

Part.2 by Alexander Prophet  ‘we are not our fathers sons, we are, our mothers’ children.‘  People ask me often, ‘Alex Ferry! Where’re you from?’ That’s not difficult to explain but it takes time. To listen.  My father’s mother, a Franco-German, was born in Elsass-Lothrington to a Hamburg seamstress and a Bordeaux wine dealer. His father … Continue reading

Dodging Rainbows

Issue 1. Please remain calm. E=MC2 is hereby suspended: the energy content exceeds the mass of the body. The stories we wish to highlight in this first issue of Dodging Rainbows, can challenge Einstein’s formula any day – or Doctor Who’s police box: small on the outside, yet sure to leave you shaking your head in disbelief, after … Continue reading

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