Full Metal Jackass

Trumpeteer Paul has the gall to demand respect for his pimp-elect and forgets that his friends spent eight years stoking fears of gorilla apes living in the white house, which is strange, because I read somewhere that apes are intellectually superior, in contrast to the jackass they’ve tasked with conjuring  riches and a time machine. … Continue reading

Rib It

Miss Piggy wiggly horny eyes alive with lust thrust busty bacon bits on Kermit whose remit is to hit it… until it sizzles.

Pumpkin Carriage & Tuxedo

There she blows, the new year, big one – slap a name on it. Fresh out the package, let me cuddle you – ugh; there’s Trump inside. Promise, swear it, say “if it’s the last thing I do”, play the liar, she likes it. Thinner, quit nicotine, eat healthy, less TV, fit, she doesn’t care; … Continue reading

Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

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