Furious

The Borgia Lex woke up from summer slumber to what the world’s been up to phew got a whiff of a fat tick on the 18th hole coldhearted empty orange soul boasting of paper-towel-3pointers, scored on hurricane victims. What the fuck! Fuck is right. Weinstein. You done wrong, Harvey. But so did Trump and he … Continue reading

Full Metal Jackass

Trumpeteer Paul has the gall to demand respect for his pimp-elect and forgets that his friends spent eight years stoking fears of gorilla apes living in the white house, which is strange, because I read somewhere that apes are intellectually superior, in contrast to the jackass they’ve tasked with conjuring  riches and a time machine. … Continue reading

Rib It

Miss Piggy wiggly horny eyes alive with lust thrust busty bacon bits on Kermit whose remit is to hit it… until it sizzles.

Pumpkin Carriage & Tuxedo

There she blows, the new year, big one – slap a name on it. Fresh out the package, let me cuddle you – ugh; there’s Trump inside. Promise, swear it, say “if it’s the last thing I do”, play the liar, she likes it. Thinner, quit nicotine, eat healthy, less TV, fit, she doesn’t care; … Continue reading

Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

Leaving Already?

Goodbyes are unnecessary if departure from where you are is the only way to achieve happiness; just get up and leave

Farewell To Arms

Armaments upon manufacture are stockpiled for consumers in the market of justifiable cause a stringent clause that imposes limits on whom to sell thus suppliers are compelled to instigate wars in order to clear the shelves

Die Another Day

Die if you must, but it doesn’t have to be today. For God’s sake. The Terminator travels back through time to protect Jesus. Visit Nerd on the Bridge to see how it ends (MAD-TV Parody).

Heads or Tails?

Top dollar Too rich for my blood Penny for your thoughts! Chump change Double or nothing! Two wrongs don’t make a right Better late than never Talk is cheap Money talks Money is the root of all evil Nothing lasts forever Seeing is believing One step at a time Time is relative A matter of … Continue reading

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