warning: locker-room talk If I touch myself, and tell, I’m a pervert, a man whose hand needs an exorcist, scolds the public, lewdness, unless I flaunted Chinese finger tricks on my clit, and got it printed in a New York Magazine; then I’m a feminist, the avant-garde, therefore, I applaud; congratulations, charge the sessions to my card … Continue reading
Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.
Originally posted on Satirical Reflections of a Salcacious-Being:
Age 7: First warm fuzzy feeling couldn’t identify but knew I liked it. Age 11: First Clitoral Orgasm Who(m) helped me achieve my first clitoral orgasm? Two wonderful men, to whom I will be forever indebted – Adam Corolla and Drew Pinksy (Dr. Drew) of Loveline… thought you’d have…