Pablo

Frayed tempers Roger needs a wig. Francine! Tick tock Does anyone have a tardis? Learn Russian at Langenscheidt Mummy, that man has tiny hands Armageddon in D.C – faking it Do not resuscitate Zipped: visceral liberals The devil is real. Going up? What now? Joe Scarborough knows: liar extraordinaire For thirty pieces of silver The … Continue reading

May I?

  Quiet, May quiet, Buzzing bee quiet, Clinking, clanking Next door neighbour, Garden lunch dishes quiet. Fluffy cotton unthreatening Sparse thin cloud, Soft pale blue sky quiet, Gentle sun, high plane quiet, Distant humming traffic quiet. Proud strutting bird breast quiet, Whistling tweety tweetering quiet, Mighty minny quarreling midges quiet, Slowly struggling blackspotted red-backed insects … Continue reading

Short Legs

Government demands an annual fee if you watch TV, assuming you own one, and a radio, the status quo we, the citizens, at our own discretion reported on the appropriate forms, leading to an overhaul, on account of the lies we wrote; no radios, and incredibly, no TVs. So now we all pay television fees – … Continue reading

And The Winner Is!

Dear religious blogger, I apologize for all my blogposts that offended your beliefs. I am truly sorry. What you choose to believe is entirely up to you. If you wish to home-school your children in order to instil your beliefs without opposition is entirely up to you. If you wish to discriminate against certain sections of … Continue reading

How to court controversy

Originally posted on nobodysreadingme:
I am definitely going to upset a few people here, so if you’re of a religious bent, you may want to stop reading now. I’ll give you a minute or so. Dum dee dum dee dum dee dee… Right, here we go. I’m an atheist, but have no problem at all…

Laughing At Illusions

Roller-blading old school on water fountains spouting nothing but familiar hoods and goods nobody wants haunted by the chance to find nirvana, torn sworn to secrecy defeated no-show witness in her own trial for a vial of reality on second avenue or was it first rehearsal in reverse down the middle of a hill tilted sideways slowing … Continue reading

Unhitched

She gave Hitchens the blame. Him with his blasphemous books and radical leftist friends. She said my curiosity let the devil in, and now the cat is dead.  She threw everything she could find, me dodging and weaving along the trail to the bedroom, where she raged and hurled pillows before throwing herself on the bed … Continue reading

Cataract Surgery

warning: may cause offence to cataracts Occupier. Anti-semite. Black. Racist pig. Dog eat dog. Burn Singapore. Chop sticks. Fat white dog. Go ride a cow. Go fly a horse. Shiptar with TV! Desperate Malakas. Terrorists. Crusader. Infidel. Pig. Freedom Fries. Fucking Americans. Kanacke. Shit Germans. The great Satan! Bomb bomb Iran. Red skins. We’re leaning towards … Continue reading

  • Follow nerd on the bridge on WordPress.com
  • Ford Prefect's Towel

    • None
Chez Moi

A repository of recipes and memories

thedrabble.wordpress.com/

Shortness of Breadth

ALYAZYA

A little something for you.

THE MORDANT SCRIBE

Cynical musings of an absurd mind.

Moosmosis

Exploring an Arts & Sciences Education

The Whitechapel Whelk

Ripping the piss since 1888

yaskhan

Poetry, free verse, haiku, senryu, photography, books, art, philosophy , nature.

evavanbeek

ABOUT POETRY, ART, AND SOCIAL INJUSTICE

A Word Of Substance

"Object Relations"

Mirrorgirl

My life as a psychologist

- MIKE STEEDEN -

THE DRIVELLINGS OF TWATTERSLEY FROMAGE

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

All Thoughts Work™ Outdoors

Hiking with snark in the beautiful Pacific Northwest 2011 - 2013