Front & Center

Dear Jules, I’m still alive. But the war isn’t over, in spite of the epidemic that’s decimating the troops. They’re calling it The Weinstein Plague. What I know right now, from reading dispatches, is the enemy has synthesised the original virus and dispersed it indiscriminately throughout the fields of battle. Despicable. Dirty warfare. No bottom … Continue reading

Honey, I’m Home

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.1: Declaration Of War Dear Feministas, I love you dearly, but you’re getting on my nerves. You find fault with every goddamn thing, nag, nag, nagging me to death. I think of Margaret Sanger quite often (a giant among women), and I’m of the opinion that today’s feminist has strayed … Continue reading

So Complicated. Who Knew!

Dear Clinton supporters, Obama lovers, Trump haters and Socialists, after Trump’s election, inauguration and the horror, fear, anxiety and indigestion his last seven weeks in office have wrought, don’t you feel just peachy today? Don’t you feel a sense of relief, a trippy happy feeling? What you feel is schadenfreude, decadent wallowing in the sweet, painful … Continue reading

304

Dear Trump supporter, 304 took the oath of President when does he intend to conduct himself as such? The incessant insatiable need for worship and adulation from everyone everywhere is toxic please make it stop. I’d prefer to write poetry in my spare time absorbing impressions of daily life as they swirl conjoin and reappear … Continue reading

It’s alive

Dear Hillary supporter, I know you’re still hurting (rejection is hard to take), but it’s time to move on. Depression and rage are two assholes you allowed to stay overnight, and that’s okay (you needed the company), but they mustn’t be allowed to stay indefinitely. Show them the door, and be quick about it. President … Continue reading

And The Winner Is!

Dear religious blogger, I apologize for all my blogposts that offended your beliefs. I am truly sorry. What you choose to believe is entirely up to you. If you wish to home-school your children in order to instil your beliefs without opposition is entirely up to you. If you wish to discriminate against certain sections of … Continue reading

Get Undressed

Dear Infantile Blogger, you’re ruining the experience for many of us. It takes time – wasted time – to read your ‘sex tagged’ post that isn’t about sex. Do you actually understand what sex is? Maybe I can help. 1. It pertains to your Willy driving hard into Sally’s endzone. 2. Single admission: The five-finger … Continue reading

During The Ceasefire

Dear Christian Blogger, having just finished another christian lampoons post (in advance), and looking it over now, I couldn’t help but wonder how difficult it must be for Christian bloggers not to unfollow people who turn out to be atheists, like myself, the ‘not silent‘ type who doesn’t take Christianity’s obsessive proselytising sitting down – I make fun … Continue reading

Crumbs

  A high priority message from my beautiful, witty associate Mitch Lang, who writes the Cookies & Scones section of this blog, last sighted some six months ago (after a long mission aboard this ship – The Paradox) disembarking a shuttle for French Brittany, in continental Europe: message: Time is thin, But, Desires to write, … Continue reading

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