Full Metal Jackass

Trumpeteer Paul has the gall to demand respect for his pimp-elect and forgets that his friends spent eight years stoking fears of gorilla apes living in the white house, which is strange, because I read somewhere that apes are intellectually superior, in contrast to the jackass they’ve tasked with conjuring  riches and a time machine. … Continue reading

Don 3:16

Verily verily, I say unto you: You don’t need a planet if you have a paycheck let it burn air-conditioners are two for one on the Trump Network you’re fired mother earth. You don’t need birth control for population balance that’s God’s problem be fruitful and multiply pussies don’t come with an off-button womb with … Continue reading

The Hats & The Have Nots

  Stop the press the less you know the better trust the internet to separate the helter skelter from the truth don’t lose your freedom bleating yes Sir, no Sir – are you a girl? we just said no to one she didn’t have the stones to be a lone survivor that’s what Alex Jones … Continue reading

How to court controversy

Originally posted on nobodysreadingme:
I am definitely going to upset a few people here, so if you’re of a religious bent, you may want to stop reading now. I’ll give you a minute or so. Dum dee dum dee dum dee dee… Right, here we go. I’m an atheist, but have no problem at all…

Unhitched

She gave Hitchens the blame. Him with his blasphemous books and radical leftist friends. She said my curiosity let the devil in, and now the cat is dead.  She threw everything she could find, me dodging and weaving along the trail to the bedroom, where she raged and hurled pillows before throwing herself on the bed … Continue reading

To no Avail

fact the holy grail that’s out of range to help the climate change deniers clearly understand that ‘fact’ actually fails to avail itself of it’s dna remaining visible compliant and available to all individually therefore not entirely out of sight for they* to whom it’s out of range if they have a brain that’s trained … Continue reading

Drake’s Prayer

Martin Drake relaxed in a warm bath of soothing salts and caressing bubbles, to candle light and Garfunkel’s guitar. A large snifter of Hennessy Paradis Extra enhances the moment, as he ruminates over the comforts of home and his life thus far. Just beyond his retreat, the children sleep, and Denise sits cosy on the … Continue reading

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