Front & Center

Dear Jules, I’m still alive. But the war isn’t over, in spite of the epidemic that’s decimating the troops. They’re calling it The Weinstein Plague. What I know right now, from reading dispatches, is the enemy has synthesised the original virus and dispersed it indiscriminately throughout the fields of battle. Despicable. Dirty warfare. No bottom … Continue reading

Nibbles. On A Fling

Oh dear he took the bait. Snared brought to the surface he shares a moment with the hunter weilding the rod a blonde beside a redhead demanding to be fed with something bigger much, much bigger than a runty little fish a side-dish not the wish of feminists in search of trophies. They tease and … Continue reading

Get Stuffed

On a sofa in a trailer park doing meth with someones sister brother took her ‘fore I did the shame of it both are born again the final judgement isn’t mine. Richard Quest confessed – not about the girl – he got a motorcade plus a raise but I’m not British can’t stage an English … Continue reading

Pricked

The sound of a pin dropped vacuous threat of calm before the storm up until now. The many-faced the nameless strangled in the yarn. Confess. Confess. Arguments! Be damned. Dance for madam like an ape Tarzan hate Jane? The rampage rolls on. Rumplestiltkin! What have you done? The princess has escaped.

Queens Justice

The Progressive Council for Behavioural Science held a news conference this morning to announce the impending collapse of civilisation. “The sexual harassment scandal that began with Harvey Wenstein, rolled over Kevin Spacey, Mark Halperin, Louis C. and Al Franken, will continue to grow until every man in the world is exposed,” warned PCBS spokeman Gill … Continue reading

Just Shy Of Sunrise

I don’t remember my last cigarette, but I can still taste the first one: dried banana leaves (shag) clumsily rolled into a cigar, smoked hidden in the grass behind a ‘liberal’ neighbour’s yard, a rebel who’d never reveal the passage rites of new teens testing the boundaries. I wasn’t alone; my cousin of the same … Continue reading

Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Ivanka Is Stupid. dot dot dot. dot. dot dot. dot. dot dot dot. Dot Sad!

“The Germans are bad, very bad. Look at all those cars, the millions of cars they sell to the USA; horrible. We’re going to stop it.” – D.J. Trump in Brussels. Yes the Germans are bad sausage and cars Merkel & Jil sander Luther, the hotdog, the hamburger cool sunglasses calories printed on packages climate … Continue reading

Uncanny

An American billionaire, out of sheer desperation, is asking the American public for help. The Manhattan real estate developer is suffering an unpresidented streak of victories, with no end in sight, and is frantic to end his good fortune. “I can’t sleep anymore – it’s killing me. I roam the house each night in my … Continue reading

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