‘After this, there is no turning back. You take the Trump pill—the story ends, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I’ll show you just how deep that orange shithole goes. Remember: all I’m offering is the truth.’ Nothing more.- Morpheus. The Matrix. … Continue reading
A woman introduces you to her mother to present her achievements then to her father so you can present yours.
Originally posted on weirdworld:
1. When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris 😉 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4. Chuck Norris…