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Closing At Six

sunlight streaming in time, clad in beautiful smile precious advent, Christmas eve quiet beast nibbling smiling to the finish-line breakfast is over her water broke it’s going to be a boy procure frankincense and myrrh before six, the baby needs it.

Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes

Originally posted on weirdworld:
1. When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris 😉 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4. Chuck Norris…

The Xmas Atheist

Who am I to question belief, if it pacifies the mob! Who am I to question the mob, without belief! ***** The atheist argues in friendly tone against Charlemagne’s sword and Constantine’s creed, espousing virtue over revolution, but talk is worthless without deed; concrete, tangible steps to dismantle the Christmas stocking. Be serious. Boycott Christmas.  yes you … Continue reading

Frankie Vatican – the secret tapes

Breaking News: Snowden releases Vatican files exclusively to nerd on the bridge. Private, recorded conversations between Pope Francis 1 and his aide Gaid Lahzi, conversations that have spawned the alias duo Layhzi-G & Frankie Vatican aka The Teflon Rap Gangsta. Both men were unaware of the devices. Tape 001 Layhzi G: Your Holiness! FV: Whaddup Layhzi G! Layhzi … Continue reading

Those Hamburgers

Excerpt from the screenplay ‘Serenade of Crime’ EXTERNAL – DOMINICK’S HOUSE – DAY [JOEY MENZA(42), a hard man, comes through the front door with JIMMY, a big man, and walks to one of TWO CARS parked next to a LIMOUSINE. He takes the cigarette from his mouth, flicks it away.] JOEY MENZA Remember Jimmy, he tries jerking … Continue reading

Doh!

Please answer the following questions to begin the survey: 1. How many people are in your household, including yourself? Two. 2. How many children under 18 belong to your household? One. 2a. Please state gender and birth year of child. Female. 2004. 2b. May we send a survey for your ten year old to complete? … Continue reading

Obama’s House Party

An edited, satirical version of Obama’s 2014 S.O.T.U. speech. Part 2 Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. It requires a guaranteed world-class education for all, better support for teachers and new ways to fill in a bubble on a test. Last year, I asked this Congress to help make bubbles and kindergarten available to four-year-olds without rich parents. … Continue reading

Obama’s House Party

An edited, satirical version of Obama’s 2014 S.O.T.U. speech. Part 1  Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans, today in America, entrepreneurs are flipping on the lights, 8 million old jobs lost have returned, so let’s call them new jobs. (applause.) Autoworkers fine-tuned some of the best, most fuel-efficient cars in … Continue reading

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