Front & Center

Dear Jules, I’m still alive. But the war isn’t over, in spite of the epidemic that’s decimating the troops. They’re calling it The Weinstein Plague. What I know right now, from reading dispatches, is the enemy has synthesised the original virus and dispersed it indiscriminately throughout the fields of battle. Despicable. Dirty warfare. No bottom … Continue reading

And You Say!

Steve Bannon says Judge Roy Moore’s pinkie finger has more honor and integrity than Mitt Romney’s family has in it’s entire DNA The president says we need him The republican says let Alabama decide, besides she’s a liar anyway The democrat says I’m sorry, I resign America says what’s on next? The victim says HELP! … Continue reading

Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

And You Wonder Why

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt. 3: First Blood; The Battle of Urethra Ridge *** The feminists ‘faux’ talk a good game shamelessly boarding the bandwagon of cinematic gender fame built on male shoulders moronic ultras co-opting heroes and fictional divas in the service of misguided ideology Wonder Woman most recently whom hitherto they knew … Continue reading

Honey, I’m Home

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.1: Declaration Of War Dear Feministas, I love you dearly, but you’re getting on my nerves. You find fault with every goddamn thing, nag, nag, nagging me to death. I think of Margaret Sanger quite often (a giant among women), and I’m of the opinion that today’s feminist has strayed … Continue reading

Happiness Is…!

*** Women seem less happy since the grabber-in-chief rode to victory on a steed made of pussies squeezed displeased fondled bereft of ecstasy and now bogged down in feminist cause counting losses propriety held hostage since the morning of November 9th 2016 when vulgarity became mainstream  *** The only women having sex these days are republicans … Continue reading

Victory

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Prelude To War warning: locker-room talk If I touch myself, and tell, I’m a pervert, a man whose hand needs an exorcist, scolds the public, lewdness, unless I flaunted Chinese finger tricks on my clit, and got it printed in a New York Magazine; then I’m a feminist, the avant-garde, therefore, I … Continue reading

Her

Trumped. That bitch, the witch who wished upon a star too many, Springsteen made no difference; vanquished, our champion. She fought valiantly, with dignity and composure, shouldered the sins of Clinton Inc. that bore his first name, through thick and thin, as a good Christian wife should, yet God shamed her. A heart of gold, … Continue reading

Show of Hands

Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.

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