Furious

The Borgia Lex woke up from summer slumber to what the world’s been up to phew got a whiff of a fat tick on the 18th hole coldhearted empty orange soul boasting of paper-towel-3pointers, scored on hurricane victims. What the fuck! Fuck is right. Weinstein. You done wrong, Harvey. But so did Trump and he … Continue reading

The Heat

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.2: Assessing The Enemy  It’s hot seduction tops and shorts on a fork with no salad served up by feminist hypocrites jiggly bits for mister mister to notice her  sexy bitches that’s a dis don’t tell ’em that respect the rack act like you don’t know what they playin at … Continue reading

Full Metal Jackass

Trumpeteer Paul has the gall to demand respect for his pimp-elect and forgets that his friends spent eight years stoking fears of gorilla apes living in the white house, which is strange, because I read somewhere that apes are intellectually superior, in contrast to the jackass they’ve tasked with conjuring  riches and a time machine. … Continue reading

Rib It

Miss Piggy wiggly horny eyes alive with lust thrust busty bacon bits on Kermit whose remit is to hit it… until it sizzles.

Don 3:16

Verily verily, I say unto you: You don’t need a planet if you have a paycheck let it burn air-conditioners are two for one on the Trump Network you’re fired mother earth. You don’t need birth control for population balance that’s God’s problem be fruitful and multiply pussies don’t come with an off-button womb with … Continue reading

The Hats & The Have Nots

  Stop the press the less you know the better trust the internet to separate the helter skelter from the truth don’t lose your freedom bleating yes Sir, no Sir – are you a girl? we just said no to one she didn’t have the stones to be a lone survivor that’s what Alex Jones … Continue reading

The Final Nail

*** Kenny got shot dodging bullets he thought weren’t real but failed to put him down, proud scowling from his death-bed, fed on fear of pink slips and “no toys for Xmas kids, Daddy’s in recovery,” six feet deep in hospital sheets, tripping at God-Speed, fleeing devils that exist only in the mind firing broadsides, … Continue reading

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