The Heat

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.2: Assessing The Enemy  It’s hot seduction tops and shorts on a fork with no salad served up by feminist hypocrites jiggly bits for mister mister to notice her  sexy bitches that’s a dis don’t tell ’em that respect the rack act like you don’t know what they playin at … Continue reading

Great Expectations

Eddie Murphy was right. Dinner, thrice in the last six weeks. Flowers. Movie tickets, with popcorn. And cola. Tacos & Salsa. The cocktail bars. The tab for this club night. Concert tickets next month. Taxi rides fro and to her door. And a continuous tweak to my wardrobe. I paid for that pussy.  Over $1000,00 invested, … Continue reading

The Jam is On

Mitch Lang indulges the crew with sweet and sticky, tantalising pleasures.  The Captain is most pleased. Apricot Dancer You stood there looking down upon me for so long concentrated, appealing glistening and gleaming embodying the essence of summer’s délice. You weren’t wearing much A little white label of hand-written modesty enveloped and examined in my hands stalling … Continue reading

Masturbation 101

Originally posted on Satirical Reflections of a Salcacious-Being:
Age 7: First warm fuzzy feeling couldn’t identify but knew I liked it. Age 11: First Clitoral Orgasm Who(m) helped me achieve my first clitoral orgasm? Two wonderful men, to whom I will be forever indebted – Adam Corolla and Drew Pinksy (Dr. Drew) of Loveline… thought you’d have…

The Honeyed Frontier

Silly man you are aren’t you! Chasing dreams milk and honey overflowing yonder under dresses Send in the spies test those defences will they crumble at the sound of the horn? The sword drawn at the entry to paradise – glory beckons Subdue plunder her deeper inland master the wild taste the honeyed frontier She … Continue reading

Bedtime Stories

A collection of text messages which reveal our sexual nature. Do you recognise yourself? Of course you do, and there’s no need to feel ashamed. Many thanks to all who contributed.   I’m very annoyed about letting you in my life again. You played me, took my pussy, money, and left. I don’t want 2c … Continue reading

Bishop takes Queen

Here we are. Have a look in this store window. Show some interest in those wares. Look harder – spy her between the mannequins sitting behind the counter reading. Scribbling. Reading. Florida Müller. She glances up and outward and squints a little with pricked interest at a possible discovery, and I am loath to see … Continue reading

sexual (in)equality

Originally posted on alternateopinions:
the more i have sex, the more i realize women are unequal in the bedroom. this post will probably get me in trouble, so it comes with a disclaimer. i don’t believe most of what i’m writing but, as a woman, i think it’s easy to feel like we need to…

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