Door #3

The decision for marriage is made by man and woman or ‘partners’ in agreement until incohesion poses questions that can only be resolved by a judge: divorce proceedings. Advertisements

Photo Shoot

Celebrities are known to pose cheap clothes on billboards hoping to stoke your ego to look like them hence spend money foolishly owning garments never seen in apartments of celebrities before and after the photo shoot is finished.

Show of Hands

Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.

Excommunication

PLEASE READ, and think about it seriously.

Overkill Bill

They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English. I can’t even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain’t, … Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be… And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father … Continue reading

Dad! I’m Gay

The Moment of Truth

Run Forrest, Run.

The News we never get to read Lets make a deal The United States and its hangers-on – The P5 – have presented the outline of an agreement with Iran over its entirely legal nuclear program. The talks broke down several weeks ago after the undisputed world record holder in telling lies, John Kerry, made … Continue reading

She’s on Vacation

Englishmen eat pies fish fried in batter with chips not fries follow football clubs all their lives happy driving countless miles to watch those balls fly comes the surprise themselves without the wives who’ve flown to beaches on sunny isles in search of men with bigger balls and smiles who take a while before they’re … Continue reading

Everyone Has It

Beauty, Nice teeth, cute feet Friends, sex, paycheck Credit, car, house, spouse Gym membership, a New York Times subscription Flatscreen and concert tickets Facebook fame, Twitter name, Skype, Civil Rights Big dick, huge tits, no zits thanks to clearasil Tumblr and an Iphone, don’t leave home without it Windows 8 – maybe not that Obama … Continue reading

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