Man Overboard

*** closer! my ass tabloid gag welcome to the real world it hurts, doesn’t it Obama cared slammed you to the mat and he didn’t lift a finger bigly loser fox news played you flute the wooden kind failure sells too ratings have another cup of tea it’s your party sad  *** Advertisements

Wasted

My decision never to mention him complicated things accusations that I couldn’t be trusted to make responsible choices or have deep conversations about subjects that impact our daily lives and try as I might to deny apathy and steer the conversation anew away from him the burden I’d relenquished there was no convincing her she … Continue reading

Pablo

Frayed tempers Roger needs a wig. Francine! Tick tock Does anyone have a tardis? Learn Russian at Langenscheidt Mummy, that man has tiny hands Armageddon in D.C – faking it Do not resuscitate Zipped: visceral liberals The devil is real. Going up? What now? Joe Scarborough knows: liar extraordinaire For thirty pieces of silver The … Continue reading

Victory

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Prelude To War warning: locker-room talk If I touch myself, and tell, I’m a pervert, a man whose hand needs an exorcist, scolds the public, lewdness, unless I flaunted Chinese finger tricks on my clit, and got it printed in a New York Magazine; then I’m a feminist, the avant-garde, therefore, I … Continue reading

Look Away Now

Shoot first, ask questions later on twitter, slither away to the tower in New York if it all goes South, the jobs, and the mouth on Mike Pence, preaching vengeance from Cheney’s bunker somewhere under Wasilla, against the scourge of Islam. The man, in the oval is not at home, he’s flying drones to Mohammed’s … Continue reading

Don 3:16

Verily verily, I say unto you: You don’t need a planet if you have a paycheck let it burn air-conditioners are two for one on the Trump Network you’re fired mother earth. You don’t need birth control for population balance that’s God’s problem be fruitful and multiply pussies don’t come with an off-button womb with … Continue reading

It’s alive

Dear Hillary supporter, I know you’re still hurting (rejection is hard to take), but it’s time to move on. Depression and rage are two assholes you allowed to stay overnight, and that’s okay (you needed the company), but they mustn’t be allowed to stay indefinitely. Show them the door, and be quick about it. President … Continue reading

Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

Her

Trumped. That bitch, the witch who wished upon a star too many, Springsteen made no difference; vanquished, our champion. She fought valiantly, with dignity and composure, shouldered the sins of Clinton Inc. that bore his first name, through thick and thin, as a good Christian wife should, yet God shamed her. A heart of gold, … Continue reading

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