Die Another Day

Die if you must, but it doesn’t have to be today. For God’s sake. The Terminator travels back through time to protect Jesus. Visit Nerd on the Bridge to see how it ends (MAD-TV Parody). Advertisements

By George!

  George Carlin on the American Dream. click to enlarge   Full sized image at the bridge. More cartoons, art and malarky in the Farscape Gallerey.

Xmas News Flash

America on Red Alert Due to recent growing suspicion that Santa Claus is black (Jesus too), gun sales in America have multiplied by more than 30,000%. It is estimated that each household now owns on average 250 firearms and have installed security systems and booby traps around their Christmas trees, as citizens prepare to ‘stand your ground.’ … Continue reading

Run Forrest, Run.

The News we never get to read Lets make a deal The United States and its hangers-on – The P5 – have presented the outline of an agreement with Iran over its entirely legal nuclear program. The talks broke down several weeks ago after the undisputed world record holder in telling lies, John Kerry, made … Continue reading

Run, Forrest. Run.

The News we never get to read Iranian & American Presidents speak on the phone. The U.N Security Council has called an emergency session to determine which president rang first. U.S Administration officials insist the phonecall was initiated by the Iranians, who in turn deny such claims, stating the call came from the Whitehouse. Secretary … Continue reading

Up for Grabs

The Bavarian Mine by Alexander Prophet Bar 103 sits smack down on a curved corner, in the prolific shadow of the 125year old Zion’s Church. The terrace is full, with yuppies, posers and local celebrities. Veronica. In the thick of it. Laptop opened. Tapping away. She’s a radio news-editor, writing a novel about black men, based … Continue reading

6000 times 1

6000×1 by Alexander Prophet Above the tram-stop near the Chestnut Court Hotel the curtains in a certain flat are drawn. Microscopic movement! Peeper at the creases. I know he’s there, with the binoculars pressed against his tireless eyes, inspecting the nymphs of the day, discretely searching for ‘artistic content’ for the morrow; Tommy 6000. Legend. … Continue reading

Dodging Rainbows

Issue 1. Please remain calm. E=MC2 is hereby suspended: the energy content exceeds the mass of the body. The stories we wish to highlight in this first issue of Dodging Rainbows, can challenge Einstein’s formula any day – or Doctor Who’s police box: small on the outside, yet sure to leave you shaking your head in disbelief, after … Continue reading

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