Frankie Vatican – the secret tapes

Breaking News: Snowden releases Vatican files exclusively to nerd on the bridge. Private, recorded conversations between Pope Francis 1 and his aide Gaid Lahzi, conversations that have spawned the alias duo Layhzi-G & Frankie Vatican aka The Teflon Rap Gangsta. Both men were unaware of the devices. Tape 001 Layhzi G: Your Holiness! FV: Whaddup Layhzi G! Layhzi … Continue reading

Waiter! Waiter!

warning: this post is meant to be offensive “And what, I wonder, does good Solonius receive for convincing me to spread cheeks and accept deeper ramming!”- Quintus Batiatus “Equal position in the games.”- Marcus Decius Solonius ———- The United Nations has rescinded its invitation to Iran, Syria’s sole ally, to attend the Geneva peace negotiations … Continue reading

One Minute Bulletin

Ex-President Morsi facing new charges. Along with incitement to murder, jail-break, fraud, speaking to the nation, smiling and being born, the overthrown President has now been charged with being elected without the approval of the USA, which merits the penalty of execution by drone. In anticipation of a guilty verdict on the last charge, Egyptian … Continue reading

Xmas News Flash

America on Red Alert Due to recent growing suspicion that Santa Claus is black (Jesus too), gun sales in America have multiplied by more than 30,000%. It is estimated that each household now owns on average 250 firearms and have installed security systems and booby traps around their Christmas trees, as citizens prepare to ‘stand your ground.’ … Continue reading

Run Forrest, Run.

The News we never get to read Lets make a deal The United States and its hangers-on – The P5 – have presented the outline of an agreement with Iran over its entirely legal nuclear program. The talks broke down several weeks ago after the undisputed world record holder in telling lies, John Kerry, made … Continue reading

Run, Forrest. Run.

The News we never get to read Iranian & American Presidents speak on the phone. The U.N Security Council has called an emergency session to determine which president rang first. U.S Administration officials insist the phonecall was initiated by the Iranians, who in turn deny such claims, stating the call came from the Whitehouse. Secretary … Continue reading

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