Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Unhitched

She gave Hitchens the blame. Him with his blasphemous books and radical leftist friends. She said my curiosity let the devil in, and now the cat is dead.  She threw everything she could find, me dodging and weaving along the trail to the bedroom, where she raged and hurled pillows before throwing herself on the bed … Continue reading

During The Ceasefire

Dear Christian Blogger, having just finished another christian lampoons post (in advance), and looking it over now, I couldn’t help but wonder how difficult it must be for Christian bloggers not to unfollow people who turn out to be atheists, like myself, the ‘not silent‘ type who doesn’t take Christianity’s obsessive proselytising sitting down – I make fun … Continue reading

Frankie Vatican – the secret tapes

Breaking News: Snowden releases Vatican files exclusively to nerd on the bridge. Private, recorded conversations between Pope Francis 1 and his aide Gaid Lahzi, conversations that have spawned the alias duo Layhzi-G & Frankie Vatican aka The Teflon Rap Gangsta. Both men were unaware of the devices. Tape 001 Layhzi G: Your Holiness! FV: Whaddup Layhzi G! Layhzi … Continue reading

Jack & Jill

God, the creator, while on Earth over the Easter Holidays to do a bit of shopping, agreed to an exclusive interview with our reporter, Jill Herasee, on the condition that it be published after he departed for Heaven. After spending several hundred dollars in Walmart and Target Stores, he appeared for his interview in our undisclosed … Continue reading

Call-Center needs Staff

Bio-Molecular Warhead Hello! Hello! Info-service Faithful & Devout? Please forgive me for insulting your God, please don’t kill me for voicing my doubt, but I have several questions: Why doesn’t God heal my nicotine addiction? Why doesn’t prayer heal my cancer affliction? Why do believers need doctors? Why doesn’t God stop the rapist killer? Why … Continue reading

Dear God! You’re Busted

‘bio-molecular warhead (operations manual)’ Breaking News: God has been found. He’s here, in WordPress City, throwing parties under the alias Big G, and he is ‘Lord of his own little kingdom.’ God has several clubs and a massive line-up of performing acts; deejays, rappers, singers, poets, dancers, recitalists, and garbage workers of the strangest sort – they don’t take the garbage out, … Continue reading

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