It’s alive

Dear Hillary supporter, I know you’re still hurting (rejection is hard to take), but it’s time to move on. Depression and rage are two assholes you allowed to stay overnight, and that’s okay (you needed the company), but they mustn’t be allowed to stay indefinitely. Show them the door, and be quick about it. President … Continue reading

Peacocks

*** If Jesus truly died for our sins there is absolutely no plausible reason for continuing the death penalty in countries preening their christian heritage

What They Become

Cocaine is born green and feeble to dark-hued peasants in the third world who nurture the child until it’s strong and white enough to be adopted by Americans

Overkill Bill

They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English. I can’t even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain’t, … Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be… And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father … Continue reading

Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes

Originally posted on weirdworld:
1.¬†When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris ūüėČ 2.¬†When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3.¬†Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4.¬†Chuck Norris…

Get Undressed

Dear Infantile Blogger, you’re ruining the experience for many of us. It takes time – wasted time – to read your ‘sex tagged’ post that isn’t about sex. Do you actually understand what sex is? Maybe I can help. 1. It pertains to your Willy driving hard into Sally’s endzone. 2. Single admission: The five-finger … Continue reading

Skin Job

An angry rant is sometimes unavoidable. Here’s one. 08:00. Finishing¬†breakfast, with the Washington Post – routine. ¬†First appointment is 10:00. I have time. Then I read this: ‘Black Brunch Protests Disrupts ‘White’ NYC Breakfast Spots.’ It made my blood boil. I hate racism, oppression and injustice towards all men, and there is no disagreement about … Continue reading

Suicide Dreams

God rescues the nation in a harsh referendum the result stands two houses filled with republicans what will become of the robes worn by the wizards of no and the healing power of repeal Obamacare? Eric Cantor took the answers with him somewhere in Dallas where the Bush runs wild shrubs stake claim to a … Continue reading

To no Avail

fact the holy grail that’s out of range to help the climate change deniers clearly understand that ‘fact’ actually fails to avail itself of it’s dna remaining visible compliant and available to all individually therefore not entirely out of sight for they* to whom it’s out of range if they have a brain that’s trained … Continue reading

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