Jesus Juice

Mary added extra loaves, but the fish were cold, so Jesus punched her in the nag-hole and the nose, then took a stroll over to the white house. On the way, the saviour wondered aloud, “how do I get these bitches back into the box?” Vice-President Mike Pence on the line: “Dear Jesus, I love … Continue reading

And You Say!

Steve Bannon says Judge Roy Moore’s pinkie finger has more honor and integrity than Mitt Romney’s family has in it’s entire DNA The president says we need him The republican says let Alabama decide, besides she’s a liar anyway The democrat says I’m sorry, I resign America says what’s on next? The victim says HELP! … Continue reading

Less is Moore

“I dont know any of these women that’s not my handwriting repeating itself on the edges of her greeting cards ask the president he knows a liar when his hair’s done so tone it down. I’m a republican God fearing honest to the bone no woman, outside the home has the right to bite the … Continue reading

Despicable Me

North Korea. You hate them. You do. You’re not sure why, but it’s fashionable; so you drop an insult, you support the threats, twenty-percent dead (what we did) last time round doesn’t cut it – kill them all. Japan, ‘the warrior nation’, a beautiful compliment from Mr President, for the genocidists of the pacific, occupiers … Continue reading

And You Wonder Why

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt. 3: First Blood; The Battle of Urethra Ridge *** The feminists ‘faux’ talk a good game shamelessly boarding the bandwagon of cinematic gender fame built on male shoulders moronic ultras co-opting heroes and fictional divas in the service of misguided ideology Wonder Woman most recently whom hitherto they knew … Continue reading

Don 3:16

Verily verily, I say unto you: You don’t need a planet if you have a paycheck let it burn air-conditioners are two for one on the Trump Network you’re fired mother earth. You don’t need birth control for population balance that’s God’s problem be fruitful and multiply pussies don’t come with an off-button womb with … Continue reading

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