Get Stuffed

On a sofa in a trailer park doing meth with someones sister brother took her ‘fore I did the shame of it both are born again the final judgement isn’t mine. Richard Quest confessed – not about the girl – he got a motorcade plus a raise but I’m not British can’t stage an English … Continue reading

Pricked

The sound of a pin dropped vacuous threat of calm before the storm up until now. The many-faced the nameless strangled in the yarn. Confess. Confess. Arguments! Be damned. Dance for madam like an ape Tarzan hate Jane? The rampage rolls on. Rumplestiltkin! What have you done? The princess has escaped.

Miss McCarthy

Look at her Turning heads Only dead men left When she’s done spinning tales No one is safe ‘cept the president The inquisition has returned Transgendered Men burn At a word from the female Pain Precedes Cruelty ‘Have you no decency, sir?’ Madam will be the judge of that The charges are weighed Against her … Continue reading

Queens Justice

The Progressive Council for Behavioural Science held a news conference this morning to announce the impending collapse of civilisation. “The sexual harassment scandal that began with Harvey Wenstein, rolled over Kevin Spacey, Mark Halperin, Louis C. and Al Franken, will continue to grow until every man in the world is exposed,” warned PCBS spokeman Gill … Continue reading

Ivanka! Give The 100 Million Back.

Impeding humanitarian assistance and using famine as a weapon are war crimes, and Saudi Arabia must realize that the world is finally taking notice.

Just Shy Of Sunrise

I don’t remember my last cigarette, but I can still taste the first one: dried banana leaves (shag) clumsily rolled into a cigar, smoked hidden in the grass behind a ‘liberal’ neighbour’s yard, a rebel who’d never reveal the passage rites of new teens testing the boundaries. I wasn’t alone; my cousin of the same … Continue reading

Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Ivanka Is Stupid. dot dot dot. dot. dot dot. dot. dot dot dot. Dot Sad!

“The Germans are bad, very bad. Look at all those cars, the millions of cars they sell to the USA; horrible. We’re going to stop it.” – D.J. Trump in Brussels. Yes the Germans are bad sausage and cars Merkel & Jil sander Luther, the hotdog, the hamburger cool sunglasses calories printed on packages climate … Continue reading

Despicable Me

North Korea. You hate them. You do. You’re not sure why, but it’s fashionable; so you drop an insult, you support the threats, twenty-percent dead (what we did) last time round doesn’t cut it – kill them all. Japan, ‘the warrior nation’, a beautiful compliment from Mr President, for the genocidists of the pacific, occupiers … Continue reading

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