Fair Conditions

My world was turned upside down a night on the town with a black guy in jacket and tie who wasn’t high couldn’t recite how Tupac died drank wine and opined on the fate  of Kentucky “a state, not a plate full of secrets”  he was vegetarian. *** His finger was not on the trigger … Continue reading

Rib It

Miss Piggy wiggly horny eyes alive with lust thrust busty bacon bits on Kermit whose remit is to hit it… until it sizzles.

Et Tu!

Valentine’s day falls on Sunday this year. Should I take my sweetheart to church? Or would she prefer a romantic dinner in a secluded cabin, deep in the forest, free to scream God’s name, loud, and uninhibited! The latter. He’s watching us anyway. I pray our performance garners his approval.

Until Tomorrow

The killer! Nineteen slugs to the chest. Paltry return, burned, by swan songs from Sam, poor thing, disintegrating in the ladies room, suffering the torment of men in short penises, one of four selfish bitches leeching my patience dry. Just another egg, hatching cops courting thugs, with phrases, such as ‘you may go’, no bust a … Continue reading

Dinner & A Show

Men are akin to beasts never allow them to feast with an unlocked collar the consequences can be devastating they may escape – dining elsewhere is a matter of mobility.

Great Expectations

Eddie Murphy was right. Dinner, thrice in the last six weeks. Flowers. Movie tickets, with popcorn. And cola. Tacos & Salsa. The cocktail bars. The tab for this club night. Concert tickets next month. Taxi rides fro and to her door. And a continuous tweak to my wardrobe. I paid for that pussy.  Over $1000,00 invested, … Continue reading

Red-handed

Waking. Dragging dreams. And inferno. The tender loin, aflame with the tortures of Eden: His master’s voice. Knock on wood. Pristine. Predator. Made for murder. Office. First picks – blockers and soft targets. Exhibits. Lunch Ammunition dump Oysters by the dozen Loaded Rearing to go Where the fur runs wild On the Silk Road – … Continue reading

Leather Bunnies

It’s not just the leather and the chains It’s everything these bitches bring On Easter Sunday Monday morning The beauty of pain Orgasm At the end of a whip. Testing my resistance Under the agiel The terror and desire Between your Mord Sith fingers I love you Mistress, hurt me good Bleed me creaming, let me … Continue reading

Masturbation 101

Originally posted on Satirical Reflections of a Salcacious-Being:
Age 7: First warm fuzzy feeling couldn’t identify but knew I liked it. Age 11: First Clitoral Orgasm Who(m) helped me achieve my first clitoral orgasm? Two wonderful men, to whom I will be forever indebted – Adam Corolla and Drew Pinksy (Dr. Drew) of Loveline… thought you’d have…

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