My world was turned upside down a night on the town with a black guy in jacket and tie who wasn’t high couldn’t recite how Tupac died drank wine and opined on the fate of Kentucky “a state, not a plate full of secrets” he was vegetarian. *** His finger was not on the trigger … Continue reading
warning: locker-room talk If I touch myself, and tell, I’m a pervert, a man whose hand needs an exorcist, scolds the public, lewdness, unless I flaunted Chinese finger tricks on my clit, and got it printed in a New York Magazine; then I’m a feminist, the avant-garde, therefore, I applaud; congratulations, charge the sessions to my card … Continue reading
Miss Piggy wiggly horny eyes alive with lust thrust busty bacon bits on Kermit whose remit is to hit it… until it sizzles.
Valentine’s day falls on Sunday this year. Should I take my sweetheart to church? Or would she prefer a romantic dinner in a secluded cabin, deep in the forest, free to scream God’s name, loud, and uninhibited! The latter. He’s watching us anyway. I pray our performance garners his approval.