Jesus Juice

Mary added extra loaves, but the fish were cold, so Jesus punched her in the nag-hole and the nose, then took a stroll over to the white house. On the way, the saviour wondered aloud, “how do I get these bitches back into the box?” Vice-President Mike Pence on the line: “Dear Jesus, I love … Continue reading

Ivanka! Give The 100 Million Back.

Impeding humanitarian assistance and using famine as a weapon are war crimes, and Saudi Arabia must realize that the world is finally taking notice.

Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Thunder. #1.

KEITH OLBERMANN. THE LEGEND. THE MERCILESS. TRUMP NEVER TWEETS or SPEAKS AGAINST HIM. NEVER. WHY? YOU KNOW WHY. HE GAVE US RACHEL MADDOW. 

Screech

  The Ariane Grande concert in Manchester extinguished lives and shattered others, and what do I see in the news? The same ole shit in a fresh paper-bag. Prayers. What the F*** do your prayers do? I want to know, I need to know. Tell me, please. What exactly is it you ask for? Do … Continue reading

The Making Of!

‘to whom it may concern’ Onyourown Hero Lobbyists, lavishing Congress for more Abrams to drive to Benjamins times millions, hooah, that’s how we roll, program to pillage fully loaded, shock & awe, and dragon’s claw to scratch what’s left, step aside Butch, we blasting. The Sale, of the 2nd, the 3rd Brigade and heirs to … Continue reading

It wasn’t me.

When American bombs fall from drones on Arab homes extinguishing each life inside a child and it’s mother grandparents siblings and bystanders in the quest to kill one man do you light a candle?

Those Nasty Germans

Those nasty Germans are at it again. ‘I told you so’, is exactly what your cliché infested minds begin to generate, and the media, those trusted professionals, waste no time in feeding that lecherous beast: German satirist Jan Böhmermann’s ‘Schmähgedicht’ (defamatory poem) from his Neo Royale television show. Yes, Jan did indeed ‘perform’ such a … Continue reading

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