Uncanny

An American billionaire, out of sheer desperation, is asking the American public for help. The Manhattan real estate developer is suffering an unpresidented streak of victories, with no end in sight, and is frantic to end his good fortune. “I can’t sleep anymore – it’s killing me. I roam the house each night in my … Continue reading

Rib It

Miss Piggy wiggly horny eyes alive with lust thrust busty bacon bits on Kermit whose remit is to hit it… until it sizzles.

A Man called Horse

It’s the misunderstanding of the century: Greek leader Alexis Tsipras strongly believed that political capital is the same as financial capital. The Prime-minister wasted no time in demanding a new bailout from Euro partners after the results of Sunday’s referendum, which yielded a ‘no vote’ over 60%, certainly a rich, impressive vein of capital! Indeed.” … Continue reading

United We Fall

A letter, a plea, to Manchester United Manager David Moyes. Dear Mr Moyes, as Manchester United supporters and fans we’ve had to endure a lot under your reign, historic and record losses, boring football, mediocrity, and even worse, humiliation. We’ve put up with it, out of respect for Sir Alex Ferguson and in the belief … Continue reading

Doh!

Please answer the following questions to begin the survey: 1. How many people are in your household, including yourself? Two. 2. How many children under 18 belong to your household? One. 2a. Please state gender and birth year of child. Female. 2004. 2b. May we send a survey for your ten year old to complete? … Continue reading

One Minute Bulletin

Ex-President Morsi facing new charges. Along with incitement to murder, jail-break, fraud, speaking to the nation, smiling and being born, the overthrown President has now been charged with being elected without the approval of the USA, which merits the penalty of execution by drone. In anticipation of a guilty verdict on the last charge, Egyptian … Continue reading

Xmas News Flash

America on Red Alert Due to recent growing suspicion that Santa Claus is black (Jesus too), gun sales in America have multiplied by more than 30,000%. It is estimated that each household now owns on average 250 firearms and have installed security systems and booby traps around their Christmas trees, as citizens prepare to ‘stand your ground.’ … Continue reading

Run Forrest, Run.

The News we never get to read Lets make a deal The United States and its hangers-on – The P5 – have presented the outline of an agreement with Iran over its entirely legal nuclear program. The talks broke down several weeks ago after the undisputed world record holder in telling lies, John Kerry, made … Continue reading

Run, Forrest. Run.

The News we never get to read Iranian & American Presidents speak on the phone. The U.N Security Council has called an emergency session to determine which president rang first. U.S Administration officials insist the phonecall was initiated by the Iranians, who in turn deny such claims, stating the call came from the Whitehouse. Secretary … Continue reading

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