Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes

Originally posted on weirdworld:
1. When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris 😉 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4. Chuck Norris…

Blurred Vision

Millions of people voluntarily living and working abroad will never attain the prestigious title of Expat. This thought provoking article in The Guardian newspaper (click on the link below) sheds light on the why, challenging us to critique ourselves, provided we can overcome the self-denial we prefer. Read on. EXPATS vs IMMIGRANTS – Guardian UK.

Portraits in Motion

Please be advised: Fauxetry is renegade kin to the fine arts (it’s rumoured), irreverent in the presence of convention, contemptuous toward scholar and dunce alike. Lawless. Gung-ho. Truly appreciated by the scant few, yet undeterred in crusade. Universal translators will remain offline – fauxetry is untranslatable. portraits in motion: a foem, by guest blogger BBK, from the … Continue reading

Dodging Rainbows

Issue 4 Please remain calm. Summer begins. Travel and outdoors. We get the drift. In addition to the beach towels, shorts and thirst for frozen drinks, we urge you to pack this edition in your luggage as well; we too, are leaving the planet for parts unknown. Cookies and milk are in the refrigerator, the hard stuff on … Continue reading

Dodging Rainbows

Issue 3 Please remain calm. Our gender free smileys are hellbent on dodging rainbows, because rainbows, like good politicians, only appear on dire days long after the damage is done, singing a familiar song: ‘everything’s gonna be alright.’ Rainbows can’t be trusted.  You, on the other hand, can trust us to hit you with the whole nine yards. This, the 3rd Issue, is a rotten scoundrels expedition, led … Continue reading

Dodging Rainbows

Issue 2 Please remain calm. Women! An enigma. The Hollywood fantasy machine will mislead you as to what they’re really thinking; I will not. A bold claim! No. From God’s lips to my ears – scrumptious revelations. God, is a woman. Let us pray The 2nd edition of Dodging Rainbows shines the spotlight on the traveller with the … Continue reading

Photo Finish

10 hours driving, from Ljubljana to Berlin with two germans andd one spanish. I really hate travelling by car. Fog and snow. So, finally we were in Berlin. Friedrichshain, East Berlin. So we finally unpacked our stuff. Here is our little, messy and cute room. Thanks to Julius and his mother for hosting us. First…

Dodging Rainbows

Issue 1. Please remain calm. E=MC2 is hereby suspended: the energy content exceeds the mass of the body. The stories we wish to highlight in this first issue of Dodging Rainbows, can challenge Einstein’s formula any day – or Doctor Who’s police box: small on the outside, yet sure to leave you shaking your head in disbelief, after … Continue reading

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