Honey, I’m Home

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.1: Declaration Of War

Dear Feministas,

I love you dearly, but you’re getting on my nerves.
You find fault with every goddamn thing,
nag, nag, nagging me to death.
I think of Margaret Sanger quite often (a giant among women),
and I’m of the opinion that today’s feminist has strayed far
from the point and purpose of feminism.
Pussy Riot, for example, aren’t feminists,
they’re attention whores who deserved the punishment they got for
defiling a holy place by exposing their tits in a church, and I hate churches.

Remember, I’m on your side, my blog posts clearly
reflect this; I support your agenda, but you’re out of control.
I observe extensively over time before broaching certain subjects; the fight for respect and equality is drowning under your lust for power, and that’s okay,

but pretending it’s one and the same is hypocritical. It’s time for some pushback:

I’ve written several articles over the last 2yrs that aren’t flattering to you, and I’m going to reel them off this summer, because you’re too often one dimensional and full of shit.

Anti-man is not feminism.
It may seem respectful that men wimp-out when you roar, but guess what! They wimp out simply to avoid the conflict, as most men do. Victory by default.

Fuck that – it ends now. Starting at midnight, we are at war

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Comments
4 Responses to “Honey, I’m Home”
  1. This should be fun to watch.

  2. tcriggs says:

    Amen brother.

  3. BroadBlogs says:

    Well it’s pretty ridiculous when you have two important leaders to talk about their legs instead of their thoughts.

    • lexborgia says:

      Agreed. But we know their thoughts on Brexit.
      The Daily Mail is being the daily mail; snarky, provocative headlines. Aside from that, my first thought (most men and honest women) was ‘nice legs’ – it’s not something you overlook. Stunning legs, absolutely spot on for a provocative headline (that’s British). To dwell on that (light fun) is simply petty.
      We could start pontificating about how far whose thoughts went in which direction but Brexit hasn’t relinquished the spotlight – Theresa May and Nicolas Sturgeon have great legs, same way Justin Trudeau is a heartthrob, Scot Brown a centre-fold, Obama looks great on the beach, and Macron has sex appeal.
      Some things are just part and parcel of who we are, and simply don’t qualify for the naggers handbag. We know those two are tough as nails, but they’re still women, and rocking it. Period.

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