Don 3:16

Verily verily, I say unto you:

You don’t need

a planet

if you have

a paycheck

let it burn


are two for one

on the Trump Network

you’re fired

mother earth.

You don’t need

birth control

for population balance

that’s God’s problem

be fruitful

and multiply

pussies don’t come

with an off-button

womb with a view

no deposit required.

You don’t need


that unnerve

the neighbours

with vapours

stay within

the white powdered lines

that define

us from them.

You don’t need

gun control

in papa bear’s bowl


has the soul

of an angel

and the right

to a big fuckin gun.

You don’t need


or the fools

who refused

to swing

these nuts

at nafta.

Trumped-up-trickle down

is sound

with a pound

of bluster

the answer

to all your needs

believe me folks

believe me.

7 Responses to “Don 3:16”
  1. Covers all the bases this one

  2. makagutu says:

    I believe you

  3. If I could, I’d sleep easier …

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