Kiss the Cook
Apple CEO Tim Cook is out. Gay. And proud to be.
Please. Spare me.
Why should he, or any other human-being exposed to publicity feel compelled to disclose their sexual orientation?
Follow the money.
When ‘the public’ en masse is your watering hole – the foundation of your income – it is fundamental to highlight when you, or your product, is tainted with the gay, akin to ‘smoking can cause cancer‘ on cigarette packages: Mr Cook needs to tell us with whom his penis is doing what.
The journalists bringing us the news should disclose their sexual habits as well. Do they have sex toys! Regular threesomes! Who likes it anal? Double penetration! Spanking, masturbation techniques, etc.,.
Are our ‘imaginitive’ sex practises’ immune from public disclosure simply because they’re hetero based and we’re not on television?
Why is Appleman’s penile parking a matter of national interest? Headline News.
Tim Cook is gay and the sky hasn’t fallen on our heads. Who cares! Corporate media does. Sex sells. Any sex.
Mental images of Cook in bed with a man are still potent enough to make most people in fundamentalist religious countries (like the USA!) go ‘hmm,’ and long for more dirty details, but above all else, it allows Apple’s global customer base – and Tim’s social circle – to be truly given a fair chance to assess the quality of Apple’s gay tainted products; maybe they aren’t as good as we believed, now the gay is out!
Tim Cook isn’t the man whom we thought him to be, deceiving us all this time, playing us for fools! Is he still worthy of life amongst us? Should we care which way he fluffs his pillows? This hetero doesn’t.
blog photo: Lions©Glen Fabry