Nato General Secretary Anders ‘feckin eejit’ Rasmussen has appealed to the E.U and Nato States to prepare for war, threatening Russia with grave consequences if, as in Crimea, it accedes to any requests by Russians in East Ukraine, the Russian half of the country comprising the Russian half of the country that considers itself Russian.
The public record shows, Feckin Eejit is an echo chamber. Nato General Secretary is a post reserved for Europe – if the U.K is America’s poodle, then the Nato General Secretary is President Obama’s sock puppet.
The man who moves the puppet’s lips has made repeatedly clear: the pro E.U western region, and Kiev, comprising an ethnic Ukrainian majority, is the sole, legitimate voice of all citizens in Ukraine – except Russians – and only their wishes, referendums and political coups resulting from the instability we’ve covertly engineered will be legitimised.
Former President Yanukovych, who respected the 2004 democratic election which saw him voted out of power, only to regain power in the 2010 democratic election, surprisingly agreed with Mr Obama, saying, “after the orange revolution I too could have staged a coup, but I’m no facist, or nazi. And I’m definitely not an E.U groupie, or an Obama ass-puppet, so I declined. Besides, Vladimir’s hand is nicer – firm, but nicer.”
Yulia Tymoshenko, the spiteful, most corrupt politician Ukraine has ever produced since Kuchma, has put forward a solution to the crisis: becoming President. As such, the former Prime Minister would possess absolute power, urgently needed to expedite her next attempt to gain commercial control of Ukraine’s energy industry, a plan endorsed by the puppet, the E.U, and the guy with his hand up the puppet’s…!
President Putin, on hearing the news, cancelled a hunting trip at the Moscow Zoo.