Please remain calm.
Summer begins. Travel and outdoors. We get the drift. In addition to the beach towels, shorts and thirst for frozen drinks, we urge you to pack this edition in your luggage as well; we too, are leaving the planet for parts unknown.
Cookies and milk are in the refrigerator, the hard stuff on the top shelf, beer and champagne in the cellar. We’re gone.
The totality of real things and events. Reality. No assembly required.
From Great Britain, New York, Japan, Frankfurt, India, Jamaica, and as far as Australia, a few good people with loose screws, complaints, epiphanies and quirky advice, have been discovered and set upon, after found to be in possession of the hallucinatory drug ‘reality, ‘ a natural narcotic that allows you to see things the way they truly are.
Ashes & Sparks, and Robyn, have glanced upon the naked soul of reality, and returned with incredible tales from the experience .
“I’m told Krishna exists because the Mahabharata ( note: a book by an Indian sage ) says he does. Jesus exists because the Bible says so. Now, perhaps Allah, Krishna, Jesus and all other religious figureheads exist. But if the aforementioned logic is applied, then Batman exists too, because DC Comics says so.”
Belief in the invisible man does not make him real, but his invisibility also provides deniability of his non-existence. Ashes & Sparks has displayed great wisdom in breaking the stalemate; the examination of purpose. His, is not an argument for, or against God, it’s an expression of empathy, respect and reason. Link>> I know only two Gods, One is working, While the Other is watching TV
“Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!”- which actor, which character, which cult film?
Steak & Eggs – the naked truth
This diet was invented by the famous bodybuilder trainer Vince Gironda, as a way to burn excess bodyfat. Eaten twice each day; let’s see what thrice does.
Something Quite Simple: Black, No Sugar. The only thing worse than Americans in London, is Brits in New York.
Sherbert & Sparkles: Getting Naked Abroad. Modesty is a virtue to be cherished, and shielded from prying eyes. Not everyone agrees.
Muags: Being Alive/Spoken Word. Two minutes of beauty in purest form, seen through the soul, spoken on the edge of reality, with the sweet breath of freedom.
“The realization: there was quite a bit of hypocrisy associated with homosexuality in Jamaica. So far I’ve identified three main types: the hypocritical homophobe, the hypocritical homosexual and the hypocritical homophiliac/gay rights supporter.”
The Caribbean conjures images of swaying palms, cocktails, golden beaches, calypso music and smiling natives to pamper your every wish. Indeed. But behind the veil, there’s a tale, of evil in Eden under the sun. Follow this link to read more>>> Tales From Paradise – The Homo Hypocrite.
Short-cuts: 5 quick-reads in a roadside motel
Little Miss Lola: BBQ Rules – “When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion.”- Lola
The Ninja Robot: People I hate. Are you on that list? Yes, you are.
Treebeard: Maggie Thatcher was a real Babe. The Iron Lady will crack you up.
Dave Whatt: So What Have Those TV Ads Been Telling Us? Get a job!
Watcostan: 10 Things Women Want During Sex. Most important! Get it up.
The Authors of the recommended content bear sole responsibility for any short or long-term psychological damage that may result from reading their stories.
The nerd on the bridge is going on summer vacation. Normal Service will resume in September, but I might pop in occasionally to mow the lawn. Cheers.