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Hello! Hello! Info-service Faithful & Devout?
Please forgive me for insulting your God,
please don’t kill me for voicing my doubt,
but I have several questions:
Why doesn’t God heal my nicotine addiction?
Why doesn’t prayer heal my cancer affliction?
Why do believers need doctors?
Why doesn’t God stop the rapist killer?
Why must I be his slave?
Why must I burn if I’m not saved?
What do I need saving from?
From Kayden Kross or cola with rum?
What happens now to the aged Mandela?
Will your prayers make him live forever?
Will your prayers reverse 9/11?
Will my dog go to heaven?
Do nuns have sexual desires?
Do priests pleasure themselves?
Do you lie about it?
Is God a banker?
Why does he always need money?
Why does he need virgins?
Why is he always silent?
Am I a sinner?
What is a sinner?
What is a God?
What does he want?
Can’t he please himself?
Why does he need me?
Is he on medication?
Is he a real estate agent?
I need a new flat.
Can he handle that?
Not again; they’ve put me on hold.