Dodging Rainbows

Issue 2

Please remain calm.

Women! An enigma. The Hollywood fantasy machine will mislead you as to what they’re really thinking; I will not. A bold claim! No. From God’s lips to my ears – scrumptious revelations. God, is a woman. Let us pray

The 2nd edition of Dodging Rainbows shines the spotlight on the traveller with the painted poster, standing in the middle of nowhere – Denmark – trying in vain to hitch a ride to New York. And her accomplice, the hipster from London, whose mother has no idea what a hipster is, while her admirers tip, to where her hips are, and to them we say, “her face is higher up.” And she’s smarter than you.

I have pleaded with two men, to climb into the ring with them, but these ‘hens’ have thrown in the towel without stepping a foot in the arena. Would they have survived the battle of wits, charm, rubbish and rhubarb? A ‘known unknown,’ as Rumsfeld would say, but one thing is certain: the pleasure, is all ours. Indeed.

It’s Showtime.

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DHONOUR – ‘You Don’t Bring Me Flowers Any more.’

“My best friend in high school got a lot of flowers. She was short and cute and had big boobs. I was not short, not cute and had no boobs.”

Keep the cute: there’s beauty aplenty and so much more hidden behind that poster than meets the eye. ‘Flower Girl’ isn’t after flowers, and she certainly isn’t going to find any among the weeds in that wilderness where she stands; she’s after recognition, the kind we all long for but pretend it doesn’t matter. She has unselfishly carried a cross that we are too weak to bear, the cross of confession. Is she the saviour we’ve been waiting for? Find out how it ends; visit Dhonourable lady now>> http://wineandcheesedoodles.wordpress.com/you-dont-bring-me-flowers/

 -“Women! What can you say? Who made ’em? God must have been a fuckin’ genius.” – Which actor, in which film, spoke those words?

TINKADELE – We All Need Therapy Because Of Children’s Television Characters.’  

cookiemonster“Have you ever wondered why you can’t commit, have an irrational fear of broccoli and occasionally hate yourself? Don’t blame mom and dad, blame the television shows that they let you watch…”

Self deprecation, Depression and Addiction to being single are all due to Barney, Bungle, and Baby Sinclair? Fuck a duck! Mom and Dad are immune to prosecution, and Thundercat Cheetara is the sexual predator who definitely gets a pardon, but the others have to go, come hell or high water. Judging from the pistol packing furball, I suspect it won’t be easy, but the hipster has an army. Does she have the cookies to feed them with? Better safe than sorry: pop into Sainsbury’s for fresh supplies before heading her way>>> http://http://theuniverseandmeblog.wordpress.com/we-all-need-therapy-because-of-childrens-television-characters/

SHORT-cuts 

S. ashar Sund – To The Two Dogs 

MaCoo – Ten Of The Weirdest Shoes 

Liquor-Store Bear – Astroliqour for March 8-14(the drinkers horoscope)

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nerd on the bridge’ can in no way be held legally responsible for any short or long-term psychological damage that may result from reading these stories or the material recommended under Short-cuts. The Authors alone are responsible.

Dodging Rainbows Issue 3 to be released on April 14th

>>Issue 1<<

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11 Responses to “Dodging Rainbows”
  1. tinkadele says:

    Cheers! + I definitely agree with the “bringing cookies” part of this write up… 😀

    • lexborgia says:

      Glad you liked it; it was fun to read and write about. Brought back good memories and helped many people to finally understand why they’re messed up. You did good. Cheers.

  2. dhonour says:

    Wow. I want to be who you make me sound like! ;-). Thanks for the amazing write up.

    • lexborgia says:

      I could never honour you the way you deserve, but the way you express yourself through what and how you write speaks volumes about who you are, and It was my pleasure to share it. And as Super Grover would say, ‘you’re cute too.’ Be good. Cheers.

  3. danielavanillax3 says:

    YOUR TITLE IS SOO CORNY.

  4. danielavanillax3 says:

    & God is a women? GOD IS A MAN. read your bible. smart one. clearly you have some ISSUES. SERIOUS issues.

  5. Thanks for the shout-out!

  6. Creative. Great post titles and blog layout. Thank you for putting me up as a subspace messenger. Cheerleading your way.

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