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    The Poster Love MachineFebruary 13th, 2013
    '....that's big enough for 2 or 3, or 23, I ain't got no hang-ups.'
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Bushwhacked

Freedom Fries were contrived as a symbol of defiance by the Bush administration to punish French citizens for insisting on mayonnaise.

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Until Tomorrow

Two dead women in an alley. The killer! Earned nineteen slugs to the chest and neck, dying theatrical, around 10pm. Paltry return, burned by swan songs, from Sam, poor thing, disintegrating in the ladies room, suffering the torment of men in short penises, one of four selfish bitches leeching my patience dry. Just another egg … Continue reading

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Anticlimax

Environmentalists make scant progress because they are never prepared to venture beyond the foreplay nowhere to be seen when the trees are standing naked in winter.

Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes

Originally posted on weirdworld:
1. When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris ;) 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4. Chuck Norris…

Unhitched

She gave Hitchens the blame. Him with his blasphemous books and radical leftist friends. She said my curiosity let the devil in, and now the cat is dead.  She threw everything she could find, me dodging and weaving along the trail to the bedroom, where she raged and hurled pillows before throwing herself on the bed … Continue reading

Frankie Vatican – the secret tapes

 Breaking News: Edward Snowden has released new NSA files exclusively to nerd on the bridge. The contents reveal conversations between Pope Francis 1 and his aide Gaid Lahzi, conversations which lead to the fearful conclusion that these two men are none other than the feared duo Layhzi-G & Frankie Vatican aka The Teflon Rap Gangsta. Tape 001 … Continue reading

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The Honeyed Frontier

Silly man you are aren’t you! Chasing dreams milk and honey overflowing yonder under dresses Send in the spies test those defences will they crumble at the sound of the horn? The sword drawn at the entry to paradise – glory beckons Subdue plunder her deeper inland master the wild taste the honeyed frontier She … Continue reading

By George!

  George Carlin on the American Dream. click to enlarge   Full sized image at the bridge. More cartoons, art and malarky in the Farscape Gallerey.

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Part-time Lover

This conversation is several months old. Question: Did this relationship survive?  ************ Oliver Why so glum, Jules? Has your love nest been demolished? Are you out in the cold again? Something is gnawing away at you.  Julia No, no. Love nest is still intact, I’m still nice and warm. But you’re right, there is something … Continue reading

time to bail

Two

Two There are 5 words to say 25 things about the 10 most dishonest people at the Forbes Top 100 companies created in the last 50 years whereby 4 of those 10 are excluded for 9 reasons due to threats of litigation but we can say that in the last 7 years 6 founding CEOs … Continue reading

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Last Man Standing

Mr. Jones by Alexander Prophet It’s been six years since Lewis Jones moved into our neighbourhood, and I still don’t know what to make of him. ‘The strange man,’ they named him, because he always wore camouflage shirts, never shaved and kept to himself, except twice a month on Saturdays when people came to visit, but … Continue reading

the rent is too damn high

Rent is too damn High

“for the student, the sleepless & the heart-broken” Rent Can’t sleep can’t eat for weeks on end staring at a screen trying to get good grades and still failed with an empty refrigerator and professors crying “encore encore.” Another day goes by with burning eyes refuse to close or fade to black or cut me … Continue reading

Light At The End Of..!

The One That Got Away

Catching The Light I share the same light today, Generously dancing, Everywhere Reflections dingle, Dangle on the walls, On the wood, Behind me and beside, Playfully Caressing. I want to catch one as they slowly dwindle. So strong this morning, Defined and reassuring it was. Now drawing, Gentle reflections of an afternoon’s end Escaping my … Continue reading

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Show of Hands

Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.

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Due Credit

Palestinian occupation over generations deserves commendation for successfully instilling the tenets of evil as viable concepts for management of open-air prisons

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