Top dollar Too rich for my blood Penny for your thoughts! Chump change Double or nothing! Two wrongs don’t make a right Better late than never Talk is cheap Money talks Money is the root of all evil Nothing lasts forever Seeing is believing One step at a time Time is relative A matter of … Continue reading
Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.
In the heartland of America, betwixt homesteads billowed by corn fields, wafting deep-fried butter, for the pandering palette, elephants trumpet, patriots, of moral rectitude, imbued by founding fathers to alter the course of time that waits on no man. God’s own country, violated, by the enemies of celibacy and women left irate for exploitation of … Continue reading
Cocaine is born green and feeble to dark-hued peasants in the third world who nurture the child until it’s strong and white enough to be adopted by Americans
Two dead women in an alley. The killer! Earned nineteen slugs to the chest and neck, dying theatrical, around 10pm. Paltry return, burned by swan songs, from Sam, poor thing, disintegrating in the ladies room, suffering the torment of men in short penises, one of four selfish bitches leeching my patience dry. Just another egg … Continue reading
Environmentalists make scant progress because they are never prepared to venture beyond the foreplay nowhere to be seen when the trees are standing naked in winter.
The Moment of Truth
Dear religious blogger, I apologize for all my blogposts that offended your beliefs. I am truly sorry. What you choose to believe is entirely up to you. If you wish to home-school your children in order to instil your beliefs without opposition is entirely up to you. If you wish to discriminate against certain sections of … Continue reading
Dear Infantile Blogger, you’re ruining the experience for many of us. It takes time – wasted time – to read your ‘sex tagged’ post that isn’t about sex. Do you actually understand what sex is? Maybe I can help. 1. It pertains to your Willy driving hard into Sally’s endzone. 2. Single admission: The five-finger … Continue reading
The Bavarian Mine by Alexander Prophet Bar 103 sits smack down on a curved corner, in the prolific shadow of the 125year old Zion’s Church. The terrace is full, with yuppies, posers and local celebrities. Veronica. In the thick of it. Laptop opened. Tapping away. She’s a radio news-editor, writing a novel about black men, based … Continue reading
Beauty, Nice teeth, cute feet Friends, sex, paycheck Credit, car, house, spouse Gym membership, a New York Times subscription Flatscreen and concert tickets Facebook fame, Twitter name, Skype, Civil Rights Big dick, huge tits, no zits thanks to clearasil Tumblr and an Iphone, don’t leave home without it Windows 8 – maybe not that Obama … Continue reading
Those nasty Germans are at it again. ‘I told you so’, is exactly what your cliché infested minds begin to generate, and the media, those trusted professionals, waste no time in feeding that lecherous beast: German satirist Jan Böhmermann’s ‘Schmähgedicht’ (defamatory poem) from his Neo Royale television show. Yes, Jan did indeed ‘perform’ such a … Continue reading