My world was turned upside down a night on the town with a black guy in jacket and tie who wasn’t high couldn’t recite how Tupac died drank wine and opined on the fate of Kentucky “a state, not a plate full of secrets” he was vegetarian. *** His finger was not on the trigger … Continue reading
*** LGBTs are undermining your religious liberty! How, exactly? Are they more powerful than God? Man up. Insist on your right to discriminate. Admit you’re uncomfortable with it (so am I, at times). “I love everyone”, a nice suit, doesn’t wear well on you. A man’s character is his fate. Be honest. Say you despise faggots, … Continue reading
There she blows, the new year, big one – slap a name on it. Fresh out the package, let me cuddle you – ugh; there’s Trump inside. Promise, swear it, say “if it’s the last thing I do”, play the liar, she likes it. Thinner, quit nicotine, eat healthy, less TV, fit, she doesn’t care; … Continue reading
*** If Jesus truly died for our sins there is absolutely no plausible reason for continuing the death penalty in countries preening their christian heritage
Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.
Roller-blading old school on water fountains spouting nothing but familiar hoods and goods nobody wants haunted by the chance to find nirvana, torn sworn to secrecy defeated no-show witness in her own trial for a vial of reality on second avenue or was it first rehearsal in reverse down the middle of a hill tilted sideways slowing … Continue reading
George Carlin on the American Dream. click to enlarge Full sized image at the bridge. More cartoons, art and malarky in the Farscape Gallerey.
This conversation is several months old. Question: Did this relationship survive? ************ Oliver Why so glum, Jules? Has your love nest been demolished? Are you out in the cold again? Something is gnawing away at you. Julia No, no. Love nest is still intact, I’m still nice and warm. But you’re right, there is something … Continue reading
Flash Fiction. Is short. Industry gate-keepers coalesce around 500 words. Beyond that, is motion blur. In China, long ago, it flourished as ‘the smoke long‘ story, done when your cigarette is. Of course, cigarettes were much shorter back then. There’s no need to ‘light up’ now, this will all be over in a flash. Irish … Continue reading
*** closer! my ass tabloid gag welcome to the real world it hurts, doesn’t it you didn’t see that coming Obama cared slammed you to the mat and he didn’t lift a finger bigly loser fox news played you flute the wooden kind failure sells too ratings have another cup of tea it’s your party … Continue reading
An American billionaire, out of sheer desperation, is asking the American public for help. The Manhattan real estate developer is suffering an unpresidented streak of victories, with no end in sight, and is frantic to end his good fortune. “I can’t sleep anymore – it’s killing me. I roam the house each night in my … Continue reading
Dear Clinton supporters, Obama lovers, Trump haters and Socialists, after Trump’s election, inauguration and the horror, fear, anxiety and indigestion his last seven weeks in office have wrought, don’t you feel just peachy today? Don’t you feel a sense of relief, a trippy happy feeling? What you feel is schadenfreude, decadent wallowing in the sweet, painful … Continue reading