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    The Poster Love MachineFebruary 13th, 2013
    '....that's big enough for 2 or 3, or 23, I ain't got no hang-ups.'

Pricked

The sound of a pin dropped vacuous threat of calm before the storm up until now. The many-faced the nameless strangled in the yarn. Confess. Confess. Arguments! Be damned. Dance for madam like an ape Tarzan hate Jane? The rampage rolls on. Rumplestiltkin! What have you done? The princess has escaped. Advertisements

Miss McCarthy

Look at her Turning heads Only dead men left When she’s done spinning tales No one is safe ‘cept the president The inquisition has returned Transgendered Men burn At a word from the female Pain Precedes Cruelty ‘Have you no decency, sir?’ Madam will be the judge of that The charges are weighed Against her … Continue reading

Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Furious

The Borgia Lex woke up from summer slumber to what the world’s been up to phew got a whiff of a fat tick on the 18th hole coldhearted empty orange soul boasting of paper-towel-3pointers, scored on hurricane victims. What the fuck! Fuck is right. Weinstein. You done wrong, Harvey. But so did Trump and he … Continue reading

Bawl Games

‘Even when I’m supposed to get good headlines (I know, okay!), I open the paper and they’ve written something else. So unfair (sniff, sniff, whimper) I always tell the truth Incredible jealous haters dishonest media SICK running feud fake news repeal and replace very soon next week a month or two sometime next year believe … Continue reading

Acting Up

Actors are hustlers in league with directors hired to showcase the work of writers fighting to stop those two vultures stealing all the credit.

Eyes Wide Shut

*** LGBTs are undermining your religious liberty! How, exactly? Are they more powerful than God? Man up. Insist on your right to discriminate. Admit you’re uncomfortable with it (so am I, at times). “I love everyone”, a nice suit, doesn’t wear well on you. A man’s character is his fate. Be honest. Say you despise faggots, … Continue reading

What They Become

Cocaine is born green and feeble to dark-hued peasants in the third world who nurture the child until it’s strong and white enough to be adopted by Americans

The Final Nail

*** Kenny got shot dodging bullets he thought weren’t real but failed to put him down, proud scowling from his death-bed, fed on fear of pink slips and “no toys for Xmas kids, Daddy’s in recovery,” six feet deep in hospital sheets, tripping at God-Speed, fleeing devils that exist only in the mind firing broadsides, … Continue reading

She’s on Vacation

Englishmen eat pies fish fried in batter with chips not fries follow football clubs all their lives happy driving countless miles to watch those balls fly comes the surprise themselves without the wives who’ve flown to beaches on sunny isles in search of men with bigger balls and smiles who take a while before they’re … Continue reading

Rotating Frequencies

A good woman is hard to find! It wasn’t always like that. Gone are the days when ‘good women‘ were synonymous with ‘bear children, cook, clean, sew and dig worms.’ Those women! still needed to be courted. Fine compliments, a flirty smile, a certain look – within the boundaries of good taste. How else was a … Continue reading

Doctor King Schultz

Django Unchained. This movie has given Americans a small dose of discomfort and the blogosphere a greater dose of caution. Spike Lee found the excessive use of the word nigger offensive (in an age of niggas), and felt himself obliged to disrespect the man who made it – his ‘civic duty’ as a black man. The … Continue reading

Jesus Juice

Mary added extra loaves, but the fish were cold, so Jesus punched her in the nag-hole and the nose, then took a stroll over to the white house. On the way, the saviour wondered aloud, “how do I get these bitches back into the box?” Vice-President Mike Pence on the line: “Dear Jesus, I love … Continue reading

Fat Lady Needs Singing Job.

The ballot made America great again, proudly demonstrated in Charlottesville by very fine people on both sides, on both sides. The Nazis killed a girl down there, her name was Heather Hyer, a peaceful and kind, bright light, embodiment of the American ideal, but W.H Chief of Staff General John Kelly didn’t honor her, he … Continue reading

Thievery Corporation

Paul Krugmann is bloody smart, a Nobel winning economist, his numbers never lie, and the latest say, “Trump’s tax plan is bullshit”. A cock and bull story on a phony pony at the state fair, it’s truly amazing, and to witness his base retain a vestige of hope in this pope of a conman enriching … Continue reading

Front & Center

Dear Jules, I’m still alive. But the war isn’t over, in spite of the epidemic that’s decimating the troops. They’re calling it The Weinstein Plague. What I know right now, from reading dispatches, is the enemy has synthesised the original virus and dispersed it indiscriminately throughout the fields of battle. Despicable. Dirty warfare. No bottom … Continue reading

And You Say!

Steve Bannon says Judge Roy Moore’s pinkie finger has more honor and integrity than Mitt Romney’s family has in it’s entire DNA The president says we need him The republican says let Alabama decide, besides she’s a liar anyway The democrat says I’m sorry, I resign America says what’s on next? The victim says HELP! … Continue reading

Less is Moore

“I dont know any of these women that’s not my handwriting repeating itself on the edges of her greeting cards ask the president he knows a liar when his hair’s done so tone it down. I’m a republican God fearing honest to the bone no woman, outside the home has the right to bite the … Continue reading

Walking The Planks

“I continue to be amazed at the blind faith that some in London place in theoretical future free trade agreements.  * First, the best possible FTA with the EU will fall far short of the benefits of being in the single market.  * THIS FACT is simply not understood in the UK.” * PHIL HOGAN, … Continue reading

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