Freedom Fries were contrived as a symbol of defiance by the Bush administration to punish French citizens for insisting on mayonnaise.
Two dead women in an alley. The killer! Earned nineteen slugs to the chest and neck, dying theatrical, around 10pm. Paltry return, burned by swan songs, from Sam, poor thing, disintegrating in the ladies room, suffering the torment of men in short penises, one of four selfish bitches leeching my patience dry. Just another egg … Continue reading
Environmentalists make scant progress because they are never prepared to venture beyond the foreplay nowhere to be seen when the trees are standing naked in winter.
Originally posted on weirdworld:
1. When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris ;) 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4. Chuck Norris…
She gave Hitchens the blame. Him with his blasphemous books and radical leftist friends. She said my curiosity let the devil in, and now the cat is dead. She threw everything she could find, me dodging and weaving along the trail to the bedroom, where she raged and hurled pillows before throwing herself on the bed … Continue reading
Breaking News: Edward Snowden has released new NSA files exclusively to nerd on the bridge. The contents reveal conversations between Pope Francis 1 and his aide Gaid Lahzi, conversations which lead to the fearful conclusion that these two men are none other than the feared duo Layhzi-G & Frankie Vatican aka The Teflon Rap Gangsta. Tape 001 … Continue reading
Silly man you are aren’t you! Chasing dreams milk and honey overflowing yonder under dresses Send in the spies test those defences will they crumble at the sound of the horn? The sword drawn at the entry to paradise – glory beckons Subdue plunder her deeper inland master the wild taste the honeyed frontier She … Continue reading
George Carlin on the American Dream. click to enlarge Full sized image at the bridge. More cartoons, art and malarky in the Farscape Gallerey.
This conversation is several months old. Question: Did this relationship survive? ************ Oliver Why so glum, Jules? Has your love nest been demolished? Are you out in the cold again? Something is gnawing away at you. Julia No, no. Love nest is still intact, I’m still nice and warm. But you’re right, there is something … Continue reading
Mr. Jones by Alexander Prophet It’s been six years since Lewis Jones moved into our neighbourhood, and I still don’t know what to make of him. ‘The strange man,’ they named him, because he always wore camouflage shirts, never shaved and kept to himself, except twice a month on Saturdays when people came to visit, but … Continue reading
“for the student, the sleepless & the heart-broken” Rent Can’t sleep can’t eat for weeks on end staring at a screen trying to get good grades and still failed with an empty refrigerator and professors crying “encore encore.” Another day goes by with burning eyes refuse to close or fade to black or cut me … Continue reading
Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.
Palestinian occupation over generations deserves commendation for successfully instilling the tenets of evil as viable concepts for management of open-air prisons