• Meteor Fragments

    The Poster Love MachineFebruary 13th, 2013
    '....that's big enough for 2 or 3, or 23, I ain't got no hang-ups.'
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Hang ’em High

The Irish never come alone they come in a brigade an uncle a cousin a brother for the summer childhood friend for the weekend father open-end the mother brings her sisters curtains from Marks & Spencer and all the time in the world to hang them up. Advertisements

Miss McCarthy

Look at her Turning heads Only dead men left When she’s done spinning tales No one is safe ‘cept the president The inquisition has returned Transgendered Men burn At a word from the female Pain Precedes Cruelty ‘Have you no decency, sir?’ Madam will be the judge of that The charges are weighed Against her … Continue reading

Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Bawl Games

‘Even when I’m supposed to get good headlines (I know, okay!), I open the paper and they’ve written something else. So unfair (sniff, sniff, whimper) I always tell the truth Incredible jealous haters dishonest media SICK running feud fake news repeal and replace very soon next week a month or two sometime next year believe … Continue reading

Fair Conditions

My world was turned upside down a night on the town with a black guy in jacket and tie who wasn’t high couldn’t recite how Tupac died drank wine and opined on the fate  of Kentucky “a state, not a plate full of secrets”  he was vegetarian. *** His finger was not on the trigger … Continue reading

Victory

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Prelude To War warning: locker-room talk If I touch myself, and tell, I’m a pervert, a man whose hand needs an exorcist, scolds the public, lewdness, unless I flaunted Chinese finger tricks on my clit, and got it printed in a New York Magazine; then I’m a feminist, the avant-garde, therefore, I … Continue reading

Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

Crescendo

Hitler was an Austrian painter whose affinity for Strauss and Wagner became the harbinger of career change inspired him to relocate to München Germany and there spent 20 years maniacally perfecting his crescendo until he was finally in 1939 able to conceive and launch his own show an extensive tour of all major European cities.

Show of Hands

Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.

What They Become

Cocaine is born green and feeble to dark-hued peasants in the third world who nurture the child until it’s strong and white enough to be adopted by Americans

Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes

Originally posted on weirdworld:
1. When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris 😉 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4. Chuck Norris…

Laughing At Illusions

Roller-blading old school on water fountains spouting nothing but familiar hoods and goods nobody wants haunted by the chance to find nirvana, torn sworn to secrecy defeated no-show witness in her own trial for a vial of reality on second avenue or was it first rehearsal in reverse down the middle of a hill tilted sideways slowing … Continue reading

Bedtime Stories

A collection of text messages which reveal our sexual nature. Do you recognise yourself? Of course you do, and there’s no need to feel ashamed. Many thanks to all who contributed.   I’m very annoyed about letting you in my life again. You played me, took my pussy, money, and left. I don’t want 2c … Continue reading

Strawberry Elephants

Mitch Lang deciphers the intricacies of poetic thought. And effect. Playdough I could say, He didn’t understand a thing About my poem! But what gives me the right? I may be the one to write, Those lines, But he is the interpreter. I may know what they Meant for me, But once I decide To … Continue reading

Hostage for Hire

The terrace at the Sour Black is full, but inside there’s a free table on the high glass pane, a coveted view to the street outside – Chestnue Avenue, catwalk of egos, derisively known as Casting Avenue. The models don’t care. Sitting down to an espresso with a shot of Cuervo Gold Tequila and the … Continue reading

Two

Two There are 5 words to say 25 things about the 10 most dishonest people at the Forbes Top 100 companies created in the last 50 years whereby 4 of those 10 are excluded for 9 reasons due to threats of litigation but we can say that in the last 7 years 6 founding CEOs … Continue reading

Smoke Signals

Flash Fiction. Is short. Industry gate-keepers coalesce around 500 words. Beyond that, is motion blur. In China, long ago, it flourished as ‘the smoke long‘ story, done when your cigarette is. Of course, cigarettes were much shorter back then. There’s no need to ‘light up’ now, this will all be over in a flash. Irish … Continue reading

The Penny Dreadful

Oh Boris, where art thou? The british need you now To cajole those moldy Europeans Who refuse to let us leave Without the benefits of membership Why are they laughing at us? Did we shoot ourselves in the foot? Make them understand We only wanted them gone from our shores The Easterners, the blacks and … Continue reading

Art. Breaking The Deal

The American people are smart and well informed, they are good, kind people who care about – STOP. This isn’t right. The American people aren’t smart or well informed, and they care for nothing but themselves, and Israel. The Iran Deal (JCPOA) is not something you withdraw or pullout from, it’s a legally binding contract … Continue reading

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