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    The Poster Love MachineFebruary 13th, 2013
    '....that's big enough for 2 or 3, or 23, I ain't got no hang-ups.'

Honey, I’m Home

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.1: Declaration Of War Dear Feministas, I love you dearly, but you’re getting on my nerves. You find fault with every goddamn thing, nag, nag, nagging me to death. I think of Margaret Sanger quite often (a giant among women), and I’m of the opinion that today’s feminist has strayed … Continue reading

Uncanny

An American billionaire, out of sheer desperation, is asking the American public for help. The Manhattan real estate developer is suffering an unpresidented streak of victories, with no end in sight, and is frantic to end his good fortune. “I can’t sleep anymore – it’s killing me. I roam the house each night in my … Continue reading

Wasted

My decision never to mention him complicated things accusations that I couldn’t be trusted to make responsible choices or have deep conversations about subjects that impact our daily lives and try as I might to deny apathy and steer the conversation anew away from him the burden I’d relenquished there was no convincing her she … Continue reading

International

I awoke in Bangkok, swathed in Swedish duvet, aroused by the scent of happy hibiscus from Korean vases, to chatter, drifting in with the wind from Englishmen next door, swearing in German at hangovers consigned by Russian vodka. Hunger, gnawing at preferences, French croissants, with classic Seville orange marmalade. Imperial Maybelline, pit-a-pat on Persian rugs … Continue reading

Four Rooms

Day one: don’t be afraid, they’re just pills, but an hour later emotions swarmed, buzzing terror, wrenching gut and nowhere to go but in the shadows, where bliss played hedonist at my expense. Day two: deja vu, the sweet shone through but the vessel collapsed, exhausted from cavorting in the light. Day three: torrential tears, … Continue reading

Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

Photo Shoot

Celebrities are known to pose cheap clothes on billboards hoping to stoke your ego to look like them hence spend money foolishly owning garments never seen in apartments of celebrities before and after the photo shoot is finished.

Show of Hands

Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.

Until Tomorrow

Two dead women in an alley. The killer! Earned nineteen slugs to the chest and neck, dying theatrical, around 10pm. Paltry return, burned, by swan songs from Sam, poor thing, disintegrating in the ladies room, suffering the torment of men in short penises, one of four selfish bitches leeching my patience dry. Just another egg, hatching … Continue reading

sexual (in)equality

Originally posted on alternateopinions:
the more i have sex, the more i realize women are unequal in the bedroom. this post will probably get me in trouble, so it comes with a disclaimer. i don’t believe most of what i’m writing but, as a woman, i think it’s easy to feel like we need to…

Rent is too damn High

“for the student, the sleepless & the heart-broken” Rent Can’t sleep can’t eat for weeks on end staring at a screen trying to get good grades and still failed with an empty refrigerator and professors crying “encore encore.” Another day goes by with burning eyes refuse to close or fade to black or cut me … Continue reading

And You Wonder Why

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt. 3: First Blood; The Battle of Urethra Ridge *** The feminists ‘faux’ talk a good game shamelessly boarding the bandwagon of cinematic gender fame built on male shoulders moronic ultras co-opting heroes and fictional divas in the service of misguided ideology Wonder Woman most recently whom hitherto they knew … Continue reading

None Of The Above

subject: terror in the U.K. Ariana Grande is praying while building her sympathy concert guestlist polishing her image to facilitate a later charge in the charts as the madman in the whitehouse pleads for a muslim ban certain that religious discrimination is the only way to allay non-whites with a drivers license, a knife and … Continue reading

The Heat

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.2: Assessing The Enemy  It’s hot seduction tops and shorts on a fork with no salad served up by feminist hypocrites jiggly bits for mister mister to notice her  sexy bitches that’s a dis don’t tell ’em that respect the rack act like you don’t know what they playin at … Continue reading

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