• Meteor Fragments

    The Poster Love MachineFebruary 13th, 2013
    '....that's big enough for 2 or 3, or 23, I ain't got no hang-ups.'
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Codename: Salvation

WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE On the evening Brexit trumped on reason a devout man pleaded with me on a corner in Berlin a bold mission to extract my immortal soul from an imminent peril of which I was unaware. He told me I was born a sinner because a slutty woman put the wrong thing in … Continue reading

Bawl Games

‘Even when I’m supposed to get good headlines (I know, okay!), I open the paper and they’ve written something else. So unfair (sniff, sniff, whimper) I always tell the truth Incredible jealous haters dishonest media SICK running feud fake news repeal and replace very soon next week a month or two sometime next year believe … Continue reading

International

I awoke in Bangkok, swathed in Swedish duvet, aroused by the scent of happy hibiscus from Korean vases, to chatter, drifting in with the wind from Englishmen next door, swearing in German at hangovers consigned by Russian vodka. Hunger, gnawing at preferences, French croissants, with classic Seville orange marmalade. Imperial Maybelline, pit-a-pat on Persian rugs … Continue reading

Fair Conditions

My world was turned upside down a night on the town with a black guy in jacket and tie who wasn’t high couldn’t recite how Tupac died drank wine and opined on the fate  of Kentucky “a state, not a plate full of secrets”  he was vegetarian. *** His finger was not on the trigger … Continue reading

Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

Crescendo

Hitler was an Austrian painter whose affinity for Strauss and Wagner became the harbinger of career change inspired him to relocate to München Germany and there spent 20 years maniacally perfecting his crescendo until he was finally in 1939 able to conceive and launch his own show an extensive tour of all major European cities.

What They Become

Cocaine is born green and feeble to dark-hued peasants in the third world who nurture the child until it’s strong and white enough to be adopted by Americans

Bushwhacked

Freedom Fries were contrived as a symbol of defiance by the Bush administration to punish French citizens for insisting on mayonnaise.

Until Tomorrow

The killer! Nineteen slugs to the chest. Paltry return, burned, by swan songs from Sam, poor thing, disintegrating in the ladies room, suffering the torment of men in short penises, one of four selfish bitches leeching my patience dry. Just another egg, hatching cops courting thugs, with phrases, such as ‘you may go’, no bust a … Continue reading

Anticlimax

Environmentalists make scant progress because they are never prepared to venture beyond the foreplay nowhere to be seen when the trees are standing naked in winter.

The Jam is On

Mitch Lang indulges the crew with sweet and sticky, tantalising pleasures.  The Captain is most pleased. Apricot Dancer You stood there looking down upon me for so long concentrated, appealing glistening and gleaming embodying the essence of summer’s délice. You weren’t wearing much A little white label of hand-written modesty enveloped and examined in my hands stalling … Continue reading

Laughing At Illusions

Roller-blading old school on water fountains spouting nothing but familiar hoods and goods nobody wants haunted by the chance to find nirvana, torn sworn to secrecy defeated no-show witness in her own trial for a vial of reality on second avenue or was it first rehearsal in reverse down the middle of a hill tilted sideways slowing … Continue reading

Everyone Has It

Beauty, Nice teeth, cute feet Friends, sex, paycheck Credit, car, house, spouse Gym membership, a New York Times subscription Flatscreen and concert tickets Facebook fame, Twitter name, Skype, Civil Rights Big dick, huge tits, no zits thanks to clearasil Tumblr and an Iphone, don’t leave home without it Windows 8 – maybe not that Obama … Continue reading

Call-Center needs Staff

Bio-Molecular Warhead Hello! Hello! Info-service Faithful & Devout? Please forgive me for insulting your God, please don’t kill me for voicing my doubt, but I have several questions: Why doesn’t God heal my nicotine addiction? Why doesn’t prayer heal my cancer affliction? Why do believers need doctors? Why doesn’t God stop the rapist killer? Why … Continue reading

Rent is too damn High

“for the student, the sleepless & the heart-broken” Rent Can’t sleep can’t eat for weeks on end staring at a screen trying to get good grades and still failed with an empty refrigerator and professors crying “encore encore.” Another day goes by with burning eyes refuse to close or fade to black or cut me … Continue reading

Westworld

Bic Daddy got nuff tough love to shove. niggas don’t likes it skipped the trip on the African Mayflower headed for America to make it great – slavery was a choice, homeboys. Never heard a word bout girls churning out dragon energy, no Hillary, decency don’t cut it, nigga need destruction to create, nothing greater … Continue reading

Crumpets. Muppets. Titanic.

The free movement of goods, services, capital and labour, the four pillars on which the E.U. stands. Why would we sever a hand to mitigate the ruin of fools errands? The question (not that one) has been asked repeatedly and yet there is no reasonable, logical or satisfactory answer. So I will ask again: How … Continue reading

More Baby. More. More.

To: Jacinda Ahern, Prime Minister of New Zealand  Serena Williams, professional Tennis Player      Dear Prime Minister, and Serena belated congratulations on having a baby. Well done. Jacinda (may I call you Jacinda? I will), you, along with Serena Williams, have achieved the impossible. Yes, millions of other babies have been born this year, … Continue reading

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