• Meteor Fragments

    The Poster Love MachineFebruary 13th, 2013
    '....that's big enough for 2 or 3, or 23, I ain't got no hang-ups.'

Honey, I’m Home

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.1: Declaration Of War Dear Feministas, I love you dearly, but you’re getting on my nerves. You find fault with every goddamn thing, nag, nag, nagging me to death. I think of Margaret Sanger quite often (a giant among women), and I’m of the opinion that today’s feminist has strayed … Continue reading

Good Vibrations

We are Americans Proud Nationalistic Imperialistic Obnoxious Loud Overweight Overbearing Underpaid Underestimated Imperfect But   We’ve given you the fondest of memories   THE PRESIDENCY OF BARACK OBAMA   The Dawn Of A New Age   Eight Years. America The Beautiful.   BIG GUNS – TEAM OF RIVALS after this shame  Hope  A Change for the better  PEOPLE LIKE … Continue reading

Acting Up

Actors are hustlers in league with directors hired to showcase the work of writers fighting to stop those two vultures stealing all the credit.

Fair Conditions

My world was turned upside down a night on the town with a black guy in jacket and tie who wasn’t high couldn’t recite how Tupac died drank wine and opined on the fate  of Kentucky “a state, not a plate full of secrets”  he was vegetarian. *** His finger was not on the trigger … Continue reading

Pablo

Frayed tempers Roger needs a wig. Francine! Tick tock Does anyone have a tardis? Learn Russian at Langenscheidt Mummy, that man has tiny hands Armageddon in D.C – faking it Do not resuscitate Zipped: visceral liberals The devil is real. Going up? What now? Joe Scarborough knows: liar extraordinaire For thirty pieces of silver The … Continue reading

Show of Hands

Instead of skimpily clad women hooking consumer goods to make men shop more so we can shag more how about diverse beautiful male hands to supplant those sexist ads because thoughts of fucking my own hand can be just as effective in making us want new cars.

What They Become

Cocaine is born green and feeble to dark-hued peasants in the third world who nurture the child until it’s strong and white enough to be adopted by Americans

Until Tomorrow

Two dead women in an alley. The killer! Earned nineteen slugs to the chest and neck, dying theatrical, around 10pm. Paltry return, burned, by swan songs from Sam, poor thing, disintegrating in the ladies room, suffering the torment of men in short penises, one of four selfish bitches leeching my patience dry. Just another egg, hatching … Continue reading

Great Expectations

Eddie Murphy was right. Dinner, thrice in the last six weeks. Flowers. Movie tickets, with popcorn. And cola. Tacos & Salsa. The cocktail bars. The tab for this club night. Concert tickets next month. Taxi rides fro and to her door. And a continuous tweak to my wardrobe. I paid for that pussy.  Over $1000,00 invested, … Continue reading

Unhitched

She gave Hitchens the blame. Him with his blasphemous books and radical leftist friends. She said my curiosity let the devil in, and now the cat is dead.  She threw everything she could find, me dodging and weaving along the trail to the bedroom, where she raged and hurled pillows before throwing herself on the bed … Continue reading

Rent is too damn High

“for the student, the sleepless & the heart-broken” Rent Can’t sleep can’t eat for weeks on end staring at a screen trying to get good grades and still failed with an empty refrigerator and professors crying “encore encore.” Another day goes by with burning eyes refuse to close or fade to black or cut me … Continue reading

And You Wonder Why

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt. 3: First Blood; The Battle of Urethra Ridge *** The feminists ‘faux’ talk a good game shamelessly boarding the bandwagon of cinematic gender fame built on male shoulders moronic ultras co-opting heroes and fictional divas in the service of misguided ideology Wonder Woman most recently whom hitherto they knew … Continue reading

None Of The Above

subject: terror in the U.K. Ariana Grande is praying while building her sympathy concert guestlist polishing her image to facilitate a later charge in the charts as the madman in the whitehouse pleads for a muslim ban certain that religious discrimination is the only way to allay non-whites with a drivers license, a knife and … Continue reading

The Heat

The Standing Dicks Conflict – Pt.2: Assessing The Enemy  It’s hot seduction tops and shorts on a fork with no salad served up by feminist hypocrites jiggly bits for mister mister to notice her  sexy bitches that’s a dis don’t tell ’em that respect the rack act like you don’t know what they playin at … Continue reading

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