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    The Poster Love MachineFebruary 13th, 2013
    '....that's big enough for 2 or 3, or 23, I ain't got no hang-ups.'
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Ajar

September Seeps: Scarves & Socks by Mitch Lang September seeps in. That quilt is starting to feel a little light. The one you would kick off a few days earlier. Something frisky hints at change. Morning is late. That stuffy nose feeling. That first light scarf. The one you bought on the Summer sales. When … Continue reading

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Short Legs

Government demands an annual fee if you watch TV, assuming you own one, and a radio, the status quo we, the citizens, at our own discretion reported on the appropriate forms, leading to an overhaul, on account of the lies we wrote; no radios, and incredibly, no TVs. So now we all pay television fees – … Continue reading

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Premiere

Hitler was an Austrian painter whose affinity for Strauss and Wagner became the harbinger of career change inspired him to relocate to München Germany and there spent 20 years maniacally perfecting his crescendo until he was finally in 1939 able to conceive and launch his own show an extensive tour of all major European cities.

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What They Become

Cocaine is born green and feeble to dark-hued peasants in the third world who nurture the child until it’s strong and white enough to be adopted by Americans

Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes

Originally posted on weirdworld:
1. When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris😉 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. 4. Chuck Norris has…

Unhitched

She gave Hitchens the blame. Him with his blasphemous books and radical leftist friends. She said my curiosity let the devil in, and now the cat is dead.  She threw everything she could find, me dodging and weaving along the trail to the bedroom, where she raged and hurled pillows before throwing herself on the bed … Continue reading

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In the Beginning

for Trinity-Victoria 29,99 I’ll have that in a year all mine then that rocket-ship exploded those astronauts died and the President cried what I thought was pretty cool because in kindergarten, everyone cries so it’s okay for grown-ups sometimes with all the problems they have that’s why they go shopping for toys of their own … Continue reading

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Part-time Lover

This conversation is several months old. Question: Did this relationship survive?  ************ Oliver Why so glum, Jules? Has your love nest been demolished? Are you out in the cold again? Something is gnawing away at you.  Julia No, no. Love nest is still intact, I’m still nice and warm. But you’re right, there is something … Continue reading

Release the Mojo

Party people, and all those who can still bring the juice, it’s time for another visit to ‘in da club’ on the pleasure planet Risa. Same procedure as always: follow the bars/slashes to any beat, speed and rhythm you can feel. Rap the lyrics. Italics = female voice (singing). Obligatory warning: if the bouncers begin walking toward you, … Continue reading

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She’s on Vacation

Englishmen eat pies fish fried in batter with chips not fries follow football clubs all their lives happy driving countless miles to watch those balls fly comes the surprise themselves without the wives who’ve flown to beaches on sunny isles in search of men with bigger balls and smiles who take a while before they’re … Continue reading

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Everyone Has It

Beauty, Nice teeth, cute feet Friends, sex, paycheck Credit, car, house, spouse Gym membership, a New York Times subscription Flatscreen and concert tickets Facebook fame, Twitter name, Skype, Civil Rights Big dick, huge tits, no zits thanks to clearasil Tumblr and an Iphone, don’t leave home without it Windows 8 – maybe not that Obama … Continue reading

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Last Man Standing

Mr. Jones by Alexander Prophet It’s been six years since Lewis Jones moved into our neighbourhood, and I still don’t know what to make of him. ‘The strange man,’ they named him, because he always wore camouflage shirts, never shaved and kept to himself, except twice a month on Saturdays when people came to visit, but … Continue reading

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It’s alive

Dear Hillary supporter, I know you’re still hurting (rejection is hard to take), but it’s time to move on. Depression and rage are two assholes you allowed to stay overnight, and that’s okay (you needed the company), but they mustn’t be allowed to stay. Show them the door, and be quick about it. President Trump … Continue reading

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Dead Precedents

Rappers are fast talking gangsters with beef grilled teeth block parties shorties glocks chest nuts rocks shot clocks the drop on cops stop and search God sweet talk white chicks big dicks fat lyrics chronic bling pimp rings peed-on women can’t swim anti Reagan pro Clinton courvoisier escalades cellmates beats by Dre dead snitches and … Continue reading

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Her

Trumped. That bitch, the witch who wished upon a star too many, Springsteen made no difference; vanquished, our champion. She fought valiantly, with dignity and composure, shouldered the sins of Clinton Inc. that bore his first name, through thick and thin, as a good Christian wife should, yet God shamed her. A heart of gold, … Continue reading

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