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Kiss the Cook

Apple CEO Tim Cook is out. Gay. And proud to be. Please. Spare me. Why should he, or any other human-being exposed to publicity feel compelled to disclose their sexual orientation? Follow the money. When ‘the public’ en masse is your watering hole – the foundation of your income – it is fundamental to highlight when you, or your product, is tainted with the gay, … Continue reading

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Strawberry Elephants

Mitch Lang deciphers the intricacies of poetic thought. And effect. Playdough I could say, He didn’t understand a thing About my poem! But what gives me the right? I may be the one to write, Those lines, But he is the interpreter. I may know what they Meant for me, But once I decide To … Continue reading

Investing in Futures

I stood on the balcony, inhaling deeply, slowly, bathing my lungs with the fresh air of the early morning, enjoying the sound of bird orchestras, and the faint echoes of man and machine coming from the invisible boulevard behind the dancing clusters of whispering trees. Julia, from the flat directly below, walks through the yard; it’s time for work. Her … Continue reading

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The Valentines Day hype doesn’t work on me – I have a getaway. Welcome to ‘in da club’, on the planet Risa, where love and pleasures reside.  It’s been one hell of a weekend, and this is the highlight, an exclusive performance by Missy Elliott – she won’t remember being here – a sizzling track that … Continue reading

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Ajar

September Seeps: Scarves & Socks by Mitch Lang September seeps in. That quilt is starting to feel a little light. The one you would kick off a few days earlier. Something frisky hints at change. Morning is late. That stuffy nose feeling. That first light scarf. The one you bought on the Summer sales. When … Continue reading

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The Making Of!

‘to whom it may concern’ Onyourown Hero Lobbyists, lavishing Congressmen for more Abrams to drive to Benjamins times Millions, Hooah, that’s how we roll Homes, program to pillage fully loaded, Shock & Awe, and dragon’s claw to scratch what’s left, step aside Butch, we blasting. The Sale, of the 2nd, the 3rd Brigade and heirs … Continue reading

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Everyone Has It

Don’t You? Everyone has it Beauty, nice teeth, cute feet Friends, sex, paycheck Credit, car, house, spouse Gym membership, a New York Times subscription Flatscreen and concert tickets Facebook fame, Twitter name, Skype, Civil Rights Big dick, huge tits, no zits thanks to clearasil Tumblr and an Iphone, don’t leave home without it Windows 8 … Continue reading

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Smoke Signals

Flash Fiction. Is short. Industry gate-keepers coalesce around 500 words. Beyond that, is motion blur. In China, long ago, it flourished as ‘the smoke long‘ story, done when your cigarette is. Of course, cigarettes were much shorter back then. There’s no need to ‘light up’ now, this will all be over in a flash. Irish … Continue reading

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Dodging Rainbows

Issue 1. Please remain calm. E=MC2 is hereby suspended: the energy content exceeds the mass of the body. The stories we wish to highlight in this first issue of Dodging Rainbows, can challenge Einstein’s formula any day – or Doctor Who’s police box: small on the outside, yet sure to leave you shaking your head in disbelief, after … Continue reading

Cataract Surgery

warning: may cause offence to cataracts Occupier. Anti-semite. Black. Racist pig. Dog eat dog. Burn Singapore. Chop sticks. Fat white dog. Go ride a cow. Go fly a horse. I’m Hitler? Desperate Malakas. Terrorists. Crusader. Infidel. Pig. Freedom Fries. Fucking Americans. Kanacke. Shit Germans. The great Satan! Bomb bomb Iran. Red skins. We’re leaning towards … Continue reading

Frankie Vatican – the secret tapes

 Breaking News: Edward Snowden has released new NSA files exclusively to nerd on the bridge. The contents reveal conversations between Pope Francis 1 and his aide Gaid Lahzi, conversations which lead to the fearful conclusion that these two men are none other than the feared duo Layhzi-G & Frankie Vatican aka The Teflon Rap Gangsta. Tape 001 … Continue reading

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In the Beginning

for Trinity-Victoria 29,99 I’ll have that in a year all mine then that rocket-ship exploded those astronauts died and the President cried which I thought was pretty cool because in kindergarten, everyone cries so it’s okay for grown-ups sometimes with all the problems they have that’s why they go shopping for toys of their own … Continue reading

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Who were they?

This is a white man’s war, you’re not needed the reference I found, among others strewn across an article about African Canadians. Baffled, I was unsure of whom they were speaking; Canadians living in Africa! Africans living in Canada! Canadian children born in Africa! African children born in Canada! That must be the one. A long article, … Continue reading

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